i'm single and i want/need to be that way, so i'm decidedly not looking for romantic or exclusive situations. in my alone time i'm actively trying to be kinder to myself but also, frankly, i want some external validation & affection. i'm solitary but also social.
i don't get on here every day; if you're impatient or rude i'm gonna make fun of you on twitter with screenshots and it's gonna be hilarious.
also i guess since it's summer people notice i have pretzel stick baby deer legs and that my right leg has a bunch of brutal scratches on it that just won't heal. i don't need your advice. i'm not self-conscious about it.
synecdoche, ny; heima; spirited away; nausicaa of the valley of the wind; magnolia; boogie nights; inherent vice; talladega nights; wanda; frances ha.
the x-files, trailer park boys, adventure time.
beach house, joanna newsom, made in heights, lorde, grimes, purity ring, amiina, washed out, rhye, blood orange, the smiths. jojo's "leave (get out)" has been stuck in my head for 11 years.
cheerios, chex, crispix.
selfies (fuck Off mr. lahey)
adderall + caffeine (both of which i hate a lot)
how long i can survive without making out.
whether or not there is anyone out there who would fit me.
i probably don't want to dance with you.
also i have narcolepsy? ayyy lmao ✌️👽
so i often fall away socially for stretches of time because socializing quickly saps what little energy i have.
you're a v cute self-loathing dude who wants to kiss winona ryder's hair. i know i spelled her last name wrong in an earlier edit; i got confused sorry but at least i do know she's cher horowitz's sister.
you're a woman & you're perfect & you also believe many other women are perfect.
if you've already seen my twitter, message me. if you find my twitter via my okc, i'll be delightfully impressed. otherwise i'll tell you my twitter after i've gauged whether or not you can HANDLE IT. if you find my twitter via my tinder and then tell me about it here i will not be impressed. like at all.
don't sext me.