38 Asheville, United States
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My self-summary
I just returned form a 2 year road trip. Relaxing now.
What I’m doing with my life
calvinball. The only rule is no day should ever be played the same way twice.
The first things people usually notice about me
Don't let my pics fool you. I am an introvert. I don't like large crowds or being the center of attention (just sorta happens sometimes). I am a quiet loner most of the time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
•Ethical Slut •Opening Up •More Than Two •Sex At Dawn •The Pleasure of Finding Things Out •What Do You Care What Other People Think •Short History of Nearly Everything

•Ethiopian •Mediterranean •Russian •Mexican •Tex-Mex •spicy •spicy •SPICY! The mere thought of peppers makes my mouth instantly wet.

•Jan Svankmajer •Louie •Flight of the Conchords •Mighty Boosh •Deadwood •QI •Carnivale •Shield

•Watsky •Macklemore •Devil Makes Three •Hot Chip •Die Antwoord •MIA •Peaches

•Spit •Scategories •Speed Scrabble •Pictionary •Balderdash •Trivia •Mud Wrestling
The six things I could never do without
passion, pleasure, picnics, pillow forts, pumpkin spice and everything nice
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I created a yelp style review system for dating/sex would the world use it?
On a typical Friday night I am
road trips, thrift stores, dumpster diving, dreaming, building, hiking, exploring, wild harvesting, trespassing, swimming, camping, living off grid, discovering, playing, massaging, stargazing, designing, programming, cooking, chilling with goats, blowing everything off for a few laughs, blowing shit up, blowing your mind.
You should message me if
I bet you can't fool me. Tell me a crazy story about yourself and I'll guess if it's true or BS. Winner picks the first date.

I eventually want long term love but now isn't a good time. Whatever happens, happens, but set expectations at casual and/or short term.