38San Antonio, United States
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My self-summary
Look, i know I look like a moping child or just a complete doofus in these photos, cut me some slack. I don't photograph well. I'm alot more awesome than these pictures. Promise.

I'm 38 years old. I've never been married, never had children and I'd say I'm pretty easy to be around. I'm a pretty forthcoming person and I don't believe in hiding the blatantly obvious. For example, I will tell you right off the bat. I'm a fat dude. I'm not proud of it and I'm currently shedding lbs. So if a big dude turns you off, move on.

I'm a genuinely nice guy. I don't creep on people, I'm not here to mass message the entire population of okcupid the same static pick-up line.
What I’m doing with my life
I have a regular job, yes. It's nothing glamorous. I sit at a desk and bang on a keyboard pretending to type things. I'll open photoshop every now and then when I want to look busy AND creative. Yeah that makes me sound like some monkey that hits a button every now and then. I'm good at what I do but at the same time it's not a particularly remarkable occupation. Does this make me sound like a dead ender with no goals? Perhaps. The job is the job, I've just decided to get my fill of creativity and ambition elsewhere.

I'm also a writer at an entertainment website that reviews movies/television/music and have been doing a podcast from there every week for several years. I play the guitar as well and was in a thrash metal band in Austin for 6 years before we eventually split due to just getting older and being crushed under more grown up responsibilities.
I’m really good at
-having fake arguments in the shower that I always win
-being average on the electric guitar
-listening to as much bad 80s and 90s music as I can while drunk
-air guitar. air drums. air bass. air whatever. AIR BAND.
The first things people usually notice about me
My extremely untidy beard. Followed immediately by my long hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I used to read a ton in high school but over the years I've gotten terrible at keeping up with it. I'm a fan of the works of Bret Easton Ellis, author of Less Than Zero, American Psycho and the like.

Although I'm primarily a metal kind of guitar player/writer I actually listen to a certifiable shit ton of music. I like to tell people that I listen to anything from Slayer to John Mayer. In heavy rotation on the ipod/cd player at the moment are Sufjan Stevens, Carpenter Brut, Napalm Death....

TV shows are/were Breaking Bad, Arrested Development, Parks and Rec, House of Cards, Silicon Valley. There's a whole bunch of shit to list.

Movies? There are so many. All time favorites would be the Star Wars trilogy, Godfather, Apocalypse Now, all Edgar Wright films as well as anything else that Simon Pegg or Nick Frost are in. Just so much stuff really.

I also love video games. If adults playing games bugs you then piss off.
Six things I could never do without
my friends
my guitar
music in general
my family
sour patch kids
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what I should be doing or what I could be doing.

and boobs
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably alone in the dark crying. Not really. Maybe. Nah.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is that I will watch the Star Wars prequels and not really complain about them.
You should message me if
you fucking feel like it. i mean really, just do what you want.
The two of us