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My self-summary
You get a message, you read it, and it's boring as hell, why are no guys on OkCupid really swell? WAIT! Before you leave the site, let this profile show you how it's done right!

Hi, Billy Mays here for the OkCupid profile of InzerCup.

The smartest, best looking, strongest guy on OkCupid, guaranteed!*

Are you tired of regular profiles telling you about themself, well you're in good luck because this time It's Billy Mays telling you about him!

Don't you hate it when the guy who messages you doesn't have a job or isn't educated, well Good News! Matt went to college and is working as a software developer for a government contractor.

I know you must hate this too, because I do, but when a guy messages me on OkCupid and doesn't have a passion about anything I just say Bleh and don't even respond. But Not Here! This guy LOVES Crossfitting and that keeps him in excellent shape**

What's better then a guy who knows how to cook? NOTHING! Well this guy is excellent on the grill and somewhat competent inside the rest of the kitchen! What more could you ask for?

But don't just take my word for it, here's what other's have to say!

"He's real good at hugging and snuggling and not really that ugly."
-A possibly satisfied girl

A Ringing endorsement indeed!

"He's probably not as bad as Ebola"
-Some Guy

Some Guy! You know Some Guy! Look at that you already have mutual friends!

Wow, if you aren't sold, then I don't know what you could possibly want!

You get it all, Educated, Employed, Good Looking***, passionate, and can cook! This special won't last long, so message today!

*Not Guaranteed
** Kind of fat due to the preceeding 10.5 years of powerlifting.
***Seriously depends on your definition of 'Good'
What I’m doing with my life
Preaching broscience at my crossfit gym while not actually following any of it myself.
I’m really good at
Lifting things up and putting them down. Being the most competitive person. I can also put on a pretty good karaoke performance of both Party in the USA and Forgot About Dre.
The first things people usually notice about me
Is my blinding paleness, or that I've taken more tests on OkCupid than anybody else, that is if they can still see after the light reflecting off my skin.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Food - I once had a steak for dessert
TV -Sports, Breaking Bad, Dexter, HIMYM, Community, Big Bang Theory, Homeland
Books - I'm quite a fan of all five books of the hhgg trilogy. The what if xkcd book is amazing.
Movies - I like most movies I see, favorites include The Matrix, Dark Knight and Iron Man. Expendables 2 is a modern cinematic masterpiece.
Music - I really like lyrical rap: And like all rap fans I have a top 5 that I will debate endlessly despite nobody ever changing their top 5.Eminem, Tupac, Rakim, Biggie, Nas. Right now the biggest challenger to Nas's spot is Jon Connor, a new artist signed to Aftermath, who I believe could actually become #1 some day.
Six things I could never do without
Powerlifting - my favorite thing to do.
steak- my favorite food
Internet access - this is where you meet women right?
Google - how else would I do my job
pro sports - go Mets!
relentless optimism- go Mets!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all. Stupid sexy Flanders!

But on a more serious note, mostly lifting.
On a typical Friday night I am
a human being, you don't want to see me on a non typical Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have lots of e-friends (friends who I only know through the internet)

When I first joined OKCupid I thought it was only a site for taking weird personality tests, which is what buzzfeed is now.
You should message me if
you like the Princess Bride (who am i kidding, EVERYBODY likes the Princess Bride) and perform squats and deadlifts regularly
The two of us