Summing up a life in a few sentences can be daunting. So I won't try. I feel better already. Instead, I'll summarize random things that occurred this week. Had a bagel with cream cheese yesterday. The cream cheese may have been past its prime but I ate it anyway. I ordered Indian food from Grubhub and fell asleep before my order arrived. I bet that Vind Aloo would have woke me but good. I yelled out "Pow Now Brown Cow!" while doing the dishes today.
I can tell a Shaker from a Quaker.
Favorite song: Afternoon Delight
Favorite movie: Breakin' II (Electric Boogaloo)
Favorite show: Mass for Shut-Ins
Favorite food: Pudding
A haiku about pudding:
Looks a little bit like barf
But I still eat it
Hold on, I think I'm doing this one wrong...
I now give you:
A parable about pudding.
A man sits at his table and contemplates his pudding. He thinks to himself - "I have pudding, and that is good!"
He considers eating his pudding. "To eat this pudding would be good, but then I would have no pudding."
Just then the rodent comes in. He climbs on to the table. He ascends the 8 tiny steps to a miniature diving board that just happens to be positioned directly above the pudding.
He collects himself and executes a perfect half-gainer. He lands in the pudding with nary a splash. The rodent swims to the surface and says - "I have befouled your pudding. Now you have no pudding, nor did you eat any pudding. You're a stupid old man."