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My self-summary
Just moved to Prague from Chicago and haven't updated the content of my profile.

Summing up a life in a few sentences can be daunting. So I won't try. I feel better already. Instead, I'll summarize random things that occurred this week. Had a bagel with cream cheese yesterday. The cream cheese may have been past its prime but I ate it anyway. I ordered Indian food from Grubhub and fell asleep before my order arrived. I bet that Vind Aloo would have woke me but good. I yelled out "Pow Now Brown Cow!" while doing the dishes today.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm mostly spending it on the CTA and Metra. This is intensely depressing. I might get a car, but I find them to be intensely depressing. To combat this depression I get frequent haircuts and eat bamboo shoots.
I’m really good at
Yogurt. I used to spit it out and yell "Aw that sucks!" Now I just nod and grimace a lot.

I can tell a Shaker from a Quaker.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair, I think. The last person who saw me said "Hey big-nose, don't ya own a comb?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite book: Hop on Pop
Favorite song: Afternoon Delight
Favorite movie: Breakin' II (Electric Boogaloo)
Favorite show: Mass for Shut-Ins
Favorite food: Pudding

A haiku about pudding:

Butterscotch pudding
Looks a little bit like barf
But I still eat it
The six things I could never do without
Angina, Phlebitis, Whooping cough,

Hold on, I think I'm doing this one wrong...
I spend a lot of time thinking about

I now give you:

A parable about pudding.

A man sits at his table and contemplates his pudding. He thinks to himself - "I have pudding, and that is good!"
He considers eating his pudding. "To eat this pudding would be good, but then I would have no pudding."
Just then the rodent comes in. He climbs on to the table. He ascends the 8 tiny steps to a miniature diving board that just happens to be positioned directly above the pudding.
He collects himself and executes a perfect half-gainer. He lands in the pudding with nary a splash. The rodent swims to the surface and says - "I have befouled your pudding. Now you have no pudding, nor did you eat any pudding. You're a stupid old man."

The end.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hosing all the blood off myself
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm thinking about trying out Depends. You know, for those Netflix TV watching binges.
You should message me if
If you're interested in sharing an ablution.