30 St. Louis, United States
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My self-summary
Bienvenue! I'm Josh. Does anybody else feel weird trying to confine their personality to this little box? No? Just me? Ok.

I might be a little too sarcastic for my own good sometimes. I blame my years spent in the customer service industry.

I made it to the front page of Reddit once, and now I can die happy.

I love animals. My family and I have always had pets. In fact, Bernard, my 200 lb german shepard/rottweiler mix is the coolest, friendliest, most awesome dog ever. He thinks everybody is just the greatest and that's kinda dumb, but I love him anyway.

I have a passion for adventuring and traveling. I've flown helicopters, built houses in Costa Rica, orchestrated overnight office supply raids on local radio stations, and even had a near death experience in a bowling alley once.
What I’m doing with my life
My promotion has me working more these days, but that's ok. I'm ready to take another trip and this will get me the resources to do so. In the mean time exploring the city makes for grand adventure. Hole in the wall book stores, thrift shops, dive bars, culture fests, people watching, etc, etc...
I’m really good at
Being sarcastic, making coffee, fixing your computer, cooking, drinking, amateur beat boxing, accents
The first things people usually notice about me
How nerdy and ginger I am. I've also been told that my eyelashes are unusually long for a dude.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This list could fill what remaining empty void the internet has to offer. I love to read. My favorite author is Michael Crichton. I also enjoy Vonnegut, Ray Bradbury, and H.G. Wells. I've recently finished Tina Fey's "Bossypants", and a few others (not to brag).

My favorite movie is "Ghostbusters". For me it's one of those desert island movies that I don't think I could ever get sick of.

Most of my favorite shows are BBC series (Doctor Who, Spaced, Sherlock, Black Books, etc, etc). Adventure Time, Arrested Development, Firefly, Community, 30 Rock, and Archer are a few of my other favorites.

I'm very passionate about music. My ongoing torment in life is that I don't play an instrument. That doesn't keep me from having a guitar or a piano though. My playlists are very random. I can go from 90's one hit wonders to Irish folk songs to punk covers without batting an eye. Once or twice I've been late to work because I'm sitting in my car trying to decide between playlists.

I've got an Xbox360 and a PS3. Some of my favorite games are the Metal Gear, Halo, and GTA series. I play Skyrim and Fallout as well. I also love horror games like Silent Hill, Slender Man, Condemned, and Amnesia.

As far as food goes, I'm trying to eat healthier these days but i do like international cuisine and going to different restaurants. I'll try anything once.
The six things I could never do without
My phone (stupid and perhaps a bit shallow, I know)
Sense of humor
My car (as I recently found out)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the most embarrassing things I've ever done in my entire life just before I go to sleep. Also what kind of tattoo I should get.
On a typical Friday night I am
If I'm not working then my favorite night spot is Main Street, St. Charles. If I'm staying in it's Netflix and popcorn.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Hmmm.... ask again later.
You should message me if
you're free for coffee or beers and don't mind going somewhere that's quiet enough to hold a proper conversation. Also if Liz Lemon is your spirit animal.