irmerk
27 Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
I'd rather be tied up than tied down. Less hang ups, more hangovers. I try to live my dream rather than dream my life.

Polyglamorous. Compersion. Nudist. Wanderlust. Femme4femme.

Lesbo chick with a dick... And a dick fetish.

My Myers-Briggs is IDGAF.
What I’m doing with my life
I tend to travel for work and move a lot. NYC - LA - SF/Oak - Seattle - Vegas - NOLA.

Growing boobs. Saving up for someone to cut up my face with precision.

Massage therapist. Chef. Bullshit.

Adult model. Sex worker.

Fitness, pole, and cirque.

Polymath.
I’m really good at
Not having clothes on.

I'm cliterate.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Name Of The Wind.

The Fountain, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Lost in Translation.

Freaks and Geeks, Fullmetal Alchemist, Louie, Party Down, Seinfeld.

The Knife, Andrew Bird, Beyonce, Björk, Fever Ray, Lupe Fiasco, Selena Gomez.

Gumbo, guacamole.
The six things I could never do without
Sex, boobs, butts, peni, feet, hands.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Cuties
Gender and sex work issues
Why didn't that cat meow back? Rude.
On a typical Friday night I am
Up to no good.

Rubbing my butthole on anything heteronormative.
You should message me if
You have a hard time not smiling or laughing. Don't take yourself too seriously.

You'd like to take me to dinner and then feed me dessert.

You want to massage my cute feet and/or butt.

You are a sex worker or have friends who are.

You have a good understanding of gender, privilege, consent, and oppression.

You can hold your own.

You're kinky.
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