Growing boobs. Saving up for someone to cut up my face with precision.
Massage therapist. Chef. Bullshit.
Adult model. Sex worker.
Fitness, pole, and cirque.
The Fountain, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Lost in Translation.
Freaks and Geeks, Fullmetal Alchemist, Louie, Party Down, Seinfeld.
The Knife, Andrew Bird, Beyonce, Björk, Fever Ray, Lupe Fiasco, Selena Gomez.
Gender and sex work issues
Why didn't that cat meow back? Rude.
Rubbing my butthole on anything heteronormative.
You'd like to take me to dinner and then feed me dessert.
You want to massage my cute feet and/or butt.
You are a sex worker or have friends who are.
You have a good understanding of gender, privilege, consent, and oppression.
You can hold your own.