Probably the most important thing to know about me is that I have a real self-deprecating sense of humor. I mean only half of it, I promise.
I'm a genuinely nice person as well, but I don't consider that a talent. More the absence of a negative quality. Since when is "not an asshole" something special?
Also, a common reaction I get from women I meet through this site is some variation of: "Wow, you're way more attractive than your pictures!" Which... isn't really a compliment? But whatever man, I'll take it.
*Brian is apparently the cartoon dog from Family Guy.
Movies: Yeah, I like movies. Coen brothers are a favorite.
Shows: I think Rick and Morty is probably the best animated show on TV right now. Lately I do not have the time to watch TV. Or, um, a TV. I'd like to continue my TV education, but this is a pretty low priority on the self-improvement totem pole for me.
Music: Modest Mouse is my absolute favorite, but I'm looking to expand my horizons.
Food: At this point, I basically regard food as a capsaicin delivery mechanism. I don't know how to use chopsticks, but I tend to forget this fact until 30 seconds after I order a dish or suggest a restaurant that requires the use of chopsticks.
2. This paddle game.
3. This remote control.
4. These matches.
5. This lamp.
6. The chair.