I am notoriously indecisive.
ESFP or whatever....
I WAS ONCE TOLD THAT I LIVE MY LIFE IN CAPSLOCK WHICH IS AN EXTREMELY APT DESCRIPTION OF MY EXISTENCE.
I am attempting to embrace this whole "being an adult" thing- though I'm pretty sure that I will always be an immature little shit.
But did just get my own health insurance, so it's safe to say that my adulthood is a raging success!
Talking about how much I like cats.
Doing things at the last minute.
Making noises to fill silent moments.
Wearing fake blood to any possible event in which it could even mildly be considered appropriate.
Life and stuff.
Quite often (usually) the fact that I am doing something supremely stupid.
Books: JOHN DIES AT THE END, the other bits of magic spewed out by David Wong, Brandon Sanderson's Mistborn books (working on the rest now), everything Neil Gaiman, The Giver, Ella Enchanted, A Song of Ice and Fire, Harry Potter (duh), and trashy paranormal romance. Among many others....
Mooooovies: The United States of Leland, Idiocracy, Brick, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Meaning of Life, Life of Brian, all the Miyazaki movies, Paprika, Grind, American Psycho, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Labyrinth, Dark Crystal, other shit I can't think of
SHOWS: ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT (!), ATTACK ON TITAN, THE STATE, Game of Thrones, FMA: Brotherhood, Highschool of the Dead, The IT Crowd, The League, Blue Mountain State, COLBERT REPORT (I did my senior comm capstone on this), Soul Eater, Ouran Highschool Host Club, lots of other Anime, Buffy, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, the Mindy Project, DOCTOR WHO, other things.
Music: Likes include; Andrew Bird, OLD CROW MEDICINE SHOW, He's My Brother She's My Sister, Okkervil River, Caught a Ghost, BRAND NEW, Dr. Dog, jj, Peter Bjorn & John, Seeed, TOM PETTY AND THE HEARTBREAKERS, STATE RADIO, DISPATCH, YACHT, The Faint, The Kills, The xx, many many more. I like a wide range of things, but am also extremely picky with what I choose to listen to.
I LEIK FOOD A LOT I LEIK INDIAN FOOD, CHINESE FOOD, THAI FOOD, BLEEDING COW MEATS, DELICIOUS CANDIES, KEY LIME PIE, MOLTEN CHOCOLATE CAKE, FOOD IS YOMMY
Sour Haribo Gold-Bears. They are my lifeblood.
I keep trying to cull this list but it just gets longer every time I reread it....
2. my family/friends
3. cell phone. I have an ungodly addiction to being connected to people. (not human centipede style i promise)
6. carbs (f you Atkins diet)
and Magic the Gathering.
YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR, you don't treat women like shit, and you don't use blatantly improper grammar/spelling out of laziness.
If you want to play EDH and don't mind the fact that I will scream obscenities at you when you fuck my shit up.
Also if the idea of going to Barbarella and dancing hard for 4 hours sounds like a good way to spend a Saturday night. Because dancing is important. So important.
420 or whatever.
And now we enter the less fun section of the profile in which I channel my inner feminist and try not to rage delete my profile:
If you have something listed in your profile that insults/talks shit about/or expresses anger towards women who don't respond to your messages, don't bother talking to me. I hate to get all serious right at the end, but I'm honestly disgusted by the number of people who seem genuinely angry that girls don't always respond...
Here's the thing though, just because you send me a message DOES NOT MEAN I AM OBLIGATED TO RESPOND. To believe otherwise is indicative of some underlying views that I am not particularly interested in exploring. I'm not going to waste my time engaging in conversation with someone I'm not interested in, or trying to find a nice way to express my lack of interest.
This mini rant has been brought to you courtesy of my inability to control my anger about entitled males that feel they deserve female attention just because they made the minimum effort.
p.s. if I don't respond, sending a sad face two days later is just.... really not going to help.
SORRY FOR GETTING REAL, YALL. LET'S ALL BE ADULTS AND STOP EXPECTING TO BE CODDLED!