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My self-summary
Brand new to the Twin Cities! Spending half my time there, and half in St. Cloud. Friends are welcome as well!

I don't have kids, but I'm not opposed to dating someone who does. Unless the kid sucks or like smells or something. If they do I think I'm busy that night.

I've never done yoga on top of a mountain or fed a baby tiger. With those things lacking, I'm not sure I'm allowed to be on OKCupid. I am a bad influence. Clearly.
What I’m doing with my life
Midwestern guy who spend the last 10 years in California making video games. I loved that my job was to make something that made so many people happy. It also makes some of them curse like sailors, but that's probably someone else's fault.

It's okcupid, so I feel like i should say "finding joy in the little things that make each day fun" which is true, but don't most people do that?. Relaxing, friends, family, mini adventures (which are adventures that end at a reasonable hour. After all, I have work in the morning).

And other deep stuff that people are supposed to say here.
I’m really good at
Finding the the humor in any situation. I'm really great at cooking, having intelligent conversations with my dog, and sarcasm. I'm also pretty good at walking and chewing bubble gum at the same time. Play your cards right and I just may show you.
The first things people usually notice about me
Physically I'm told I have striking eyes. I'm also told that's a good thing. Or my beard. Plus I'm 6'3" so that's kind of hard to miss.

Personality-wise I'm quick with a joke. I love to make people smile
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love pretty much anything on NPR. Wait Wait Don't Tell Me, This American Life and Fresh Air. Sex Nerd Sandra (shes not on NPR, but definitely love listening)

fantasy/sci-fi, Candide by Voltaire, Invisible Monster by Chuck Palahniuk. Lately I've been reading More Than Two by Franklin Veaux and Eve Rickert

The Fall (movie, not the show) is my all time favorite,The Usual Suspects is a close second, 5th Element, Mel Brooks, Guardians of the Galaxy, and pretty much any B-Movie provided I have someone to laugh at it with.

Doctor Who, Battlestar Galactica, House of Cards, BoJack Horseman, Justified

I can find something I love in most music. There's too much out there to be limited by genres. However my favorites include anything from Gaslight Anthem, Alkaline Trio, Bad Religion, to Bright Eyes, P.O.S. Reel Big Fish, Leonard Cohen, and Bach. My favorite band to see live is Flogging Molly

Never met a food I didn't like, except maybe durian. I'm diabetic so i try not to eat too many carbs, but I love sushi, tikka masala, pizza, fruit
Six things I could never do without
* Humor
* My close friends
* Sex and Intimacy
* Good conversations
* My puppy
* Thirst for knowledge

Full disclosure: I probably could survive without these, but whats the point?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What my dog is getting into. He often gets into trouble but gets away with it by being the worlds cutest dog.
On a typical Friday night I am
Just as happy to stay home and watch a movie as I am going out with friends.
You should message me if
Message me if you're cute, fun and witty. Looking for at least 2 out of 3, but if you have the trifecta it might be love.

Or if you just want to be friends. I'm new to the area, so thats cool too
The two of us