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My self-summary
I come from the future.

My Myers-Briggs is HTML
What I’m doing with my life
A valiant attempt to not be a dumpster fire.

Full time machine manufacturing student.
Sound engineer / technician.
Cat herder.
I’m really good at
Adobe Lightroom.
Building things.
The internet.
Sorting lists.
The first things people usually notice about me
My glasses are crooked.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

More than anything, I like very technical, dry, non fiction things with lots of diagrams and tables. If it were practical, I'd snuggle up with a set of encyclopedias, like I did when I was little. Instead I tend to cozy up to my computer and get lost in Wikipedia for hours at a time.

William Gibson, Neal Stephenson, Isaac Asimov, Hunter S. Thompson, George R. R. Martin, Phillip K. Dick, Margaret Atwood, Larry Niven, Arthur C. Clark, Frank Herbert.


Ashes to ashes, funk to funky.
We know Major Tom's a junkie

This list is traces its lineage to MySpace. I listen to a lot of shit and am pretty tolerant of almost anything except happy hardcore. That shit makes me want to murder.

†‡† (Ritualz), Aphex Twin, Bauhaus, Boards of Canada, Chelsey Wolfe, Concrete Blonde, Crystal Castles, David Bowie, Depeche Mode, Electric Wizard, Elliott Smith, Fever Ray, Garbage, Gary Numan, Grizzly Bear, Gvcci Hvcci, IC3PEAK, Jookabox, LCD Soundsystem, Marilyn Manson, Ministry, My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult, Nine Inch Nails, Nitzer Ebb, Oingo Boingo, Pink Turns Blue, Psychic TV, Sidewalks and Skeletons, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Sisters of Mercy, Skinny Puppy, Sleep, The Dead Kennedys, The Knife, The Misfits, The Vanishing, Type O Negative, Ween, xxyyxx

DJing various forms of electronic music, modern and not.
Tech house, Drum and bass, Glitch hop, New wave, 90s dance, Italodisco, Darkwave, Goth, Witchhouse
I Will never shy from the opportunity to slip in My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult or Sisters of Mercy at a party I'm playing


Until the End of the World aka Bis ans Ende der Welt, Forbidden Zone, The Lost Boys. The Holy Mountain, Blue Velvet, Brazil, Apocalypse Now, Gummo, 2001: A Space Odyssey, The Big Labowski, Raising Arizona, The Hudsucker Proxy, Dr Strangelove or How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love the Bomb, Full Metal Jacket, Death Race 2000, A Clockwork Orange, Bladerunner, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, Time Bandits, The Ice Pirates, Velvet Goldmine, Legend, Labyrinth, The Thin Red Line, The Fountain, Pan's Labyrinth, Young Einstein, Natural Born Killers, Moulin Rouge, THX 1138, Tron, Patton, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zizou, The King and I, Strange Brew, The Black Hole, Sukiyaki Western Django, Creation, Marie Antoinette, Rango, Zardoz


Twin Peaks, Superjail!, How Its Made, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Off The Air.


I sure do like food.

Fuck mayonnaise.
The six things I could never do without
☠ computermachine

saw waves
sine waves
square waves
hot sauce
7. vision correction
On a typical Friday night I am

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The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sandals kind of freak me out but Vibram Five Fingers are a dealbreaker
You should message me if
You also find online dating a completely demoralizing experience and you want to compare horror stories.