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My self-summary
Well I'm here again after 3 years of not being here.
I'm rusty, take it easy on me.

I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
If you say otherwise, you're either full of shit or on some other transcendental plane.

I'm the illegitimate love child of Gary Numan and Nina Hagen. A goth heart encrusted in glitter and bleeding rainbows and the friendliest misanthrope you've ever met. I am not always nice, but rarely unkind. One of my core philosophies is "If someone is nice to you but rude to the waiter, they are not a nice person."

I come from the future.

My Myers-Briggs is HTML

When I am president, I will launch both Alex Jones and David Avocado Wolfe directly into the sun.
What I’m doing with my life
Tea, Earl Grey, Hot.

Full time machine manufacturing student. I'm learning to be a machinist (manual and CNC) with an emphasis on new manufacturing technologies like 3D printing. I can read a mean blueprint.

Small business owner. I rent and operate sound equipment for concerts and events regionally.

Sound engineer / technician at Refuge PDX.

Cat herder.

DJing various forms of electronic music, modern and not.
Tech house, Drum and bass, Glitch hop, New wave, 90s dance, Italodisco, Darkwave, Goth.
I Will never shy from the opportunity to slip in My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult or Sisters of Mercy at a party I'm spinning

I just picked up a new camera. Its a Canon EOS M3 Mirrorless. I like to take as many photos as I can.

I'm really into rockets and spacecraft, so I am going to school so that I can build them. Spaceflight might be my largest overarching interest.
--> Get your ass to Mars.
I’m really good at
Adobe Lightroom.
Editing my profile.
Parallel parking.
Building things.
The internet.
Sorting lists.
The first things people usually notice about me
My glasses are crooked.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

Ashes to ashes, funk to funky.
We know Major Tom's a junkie

†‡† (Ritualz), Amon Tobin, Aphex Twin, Bauhaus, Boards of Canada, Brian Eno, Concrete Blonde, CRIM3S, Crystal Castles, David Bowie, Depeche Mode, Electric Wizard, Elliott Smith, ESKMO, FEAR, Fever Ray, Freddy Todd, Garbage, Gary Numan, Grimes, Grizzly Bear, Gvcci Hvcci, Jookabox, LCD Soundsystem, M83, Marilyn Manson, Ministry, My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult, Nine Inch Nails, Nitzer Ebb, OhGr, Oingo Boingo, Otto von Schriach, Pictureplane, Pink Turns Blue, Psychic TV, Rafter, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Sisters of Mercy, Skinny Puppy, Sleep, Sleigh Belles, Subtle, Talking Heads, The Dead Kennedys, The Knife, The Misfits, The White Stripes, Tom Waits, Vitalic, Ween, XTC, xxyyxx


More than anything, I like very technical, dry, non fiction things with lots of diagrams and tables. If it were practical, I'd snuggle up with a set of encyclopedias, like I did when I was little. Instead I tend to cozy up to my computer and get lost in Wikipedia for hours at a time.

William Gibson, Neal Stephenson, Isaac Asimov, Hunter S. Thompson, George R. R. Martin, Phillip K. Dick, Margaret Atwood, Larry Niven, Arthur C. Clark, Frank Herbert.


Until the End of the World aka Bis ans Ende der Welt, Forbidden Zone, The Lost Boys. The Holy Mountain, Blue Velvet, Brazil, Apocalypse Now, Gummo, 2001: A Space Odyssey, The Big Labowski, Raising Arizona, The Hudsucker Proxy, Dr Strangelove or How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love the Bomb, Full Metal Jacket, Death Race 2000, A Clockwork Orange, Bladerunner, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, Time Bandits, The Ice Pirates, Velvet Goldmine, Legend, Labyrinth, The Thin Red Line, The Fountain, Pan's Labyrinth, Young Einstein, Natural Born Killers, Moulin Rouge, THX 1138, Tron, Patton, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zizou, The King and I, Strange Brew, The Black Hole, Sukiyaki Western Django, Creation, Marie Antoinette, Rango, Zardoz


jake the dog (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)
| (• ◡•)| finn the human

Twin Peaks, Superjail!, How Its Made, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Off The Air.


I sure do like food.

Fuck mayonnaise.
The six things I could never do without
☠ computermachine

saw waves
sine waves
square waves
hot sauce
7. vision correction
I spend a lot of time thinking about

rocket engines
Oops I just thought about cats again.
On a typical Friday night I am

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The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sandals kind of freak me out but Vibram Five Fingers are a dealbreaker.

Ok to be really really real, I can't handle someone that just wants to lay around and watch Netflix all the time. The last person I was with drew me into this lifestyle and frankly I'm paying for it now. I'll never be a skinny dude, but it freaked me out how far that rabbit hole I went before I really understood what was happening to my body. By no means am I willing or able to do a triathlon, but some general outdoor physical activity would be fucking swell. Just have patience with me, I'll probably turn red and cuss and moan a lot for a bit.
You should message me if
You want to put on a Bowie album and freak out in a moonage daydream
You just want to be friends. I don't want to lead off with the pressure of dating. It sucks.
You want someone to go shoot photos with.