31Silver Spring, United States
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My self-summary
Self-proclaimed King of the Koopas seeks spunky princess for assorted revelry in ruining pesky plumbers' go-kart competitions, minigame competitions, etc. Will join the party halfway through the quest, claiming to be in it for 'reclaiming my castle', but secretly have no problem saving the world every once in a while.
What I’m doing with my life
INTP Double Scientist who works for Harvard. Draws webcomics, builds arcade cabinets, collects neon lights.
I’m really good at
Having very long conversations about the nature of the universe, and linking it all back around to determinism.
The first things people usually notice about me
How curly my hair is.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
(A) Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, 2001, Redwall, The Sirens of Titan, Snow Crash, The Hobbit, Slaughter-House Five
(B) Fight Club, Spaceballs, Run Lola Run, Star Wars, Back to the Future, March of the Penguins, Doom House, Groundhog Day, Snakes on a Plane, 300, Kill Bill, Kentucky Fried Movie, Ghostbusters, The Empire Strikes Back
(C) Breaking Bad, Scrubs, MST3K, Penn & Teller: Bullshit!, Futurama, Star Trek, Old Cartoons, Gundam, Fist of the North Star, Code Geass, Bob's Burgers, Steven Universe
(D) Talking Heads, Classic Rock, Pink Floyd, They Might Be Giants, The Moody Blues, Electric Light Orchestra, Bad Religion, Daft Punk, Dave Matthews Band, Keane, The Protomen, chiptunes
(E) Cheese.
Six things I could never do without
Internet, a "repeat song" function, my cat, diet soda, desk fans, the Coriolis effect
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How overly complicated mechanics interact to produce the most hilarious results.
On a typical Friday night I am
Wondering how the hell I'll finish the next page by Sunday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like cosplay, but I am not good at sewing at all.
You should message me if
You have some sort of cosmic power you're looking for an avatar/herald to help with.

You have some character you made that you want to tell me all about. You're someone who likes to sleep in on Sundays. You're looking for someone who's nerdy, artistic, and sarcastic.
The two of us