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My self-summary

Things I like, or topics of enjoyment.
OCRs, working out, movies, comics, comic movies, anime, sports, being goofy, being quite, sarcasm, reading, learning, trivia, being a picky eater, music concerts, making a fool of myself.

Shows in my DVR.
The X-Files, Criminal Minds, Ink Master, Sunny in Phily, ATHF, Archer, Gotham, Agents of SHIELD, Penn & Teller, Red Vs Blue, The League, DragonBall, and Metalocalypse.

Websites I waste my time on.
He-man singing 4 Non Blondes is the funniest video on the internet bar none, FML, Textsfromlastnight, Textsfromsuperheroes, Cracked, Teamfourstar, Rooster Teeth (Red vs blue, and RWBY), Maddox, CTL+ALT+DEL, Pearls before Swine, Cinemasins, XKCD, Zeropunctuation, Ugliesttattoos, and Datingfails.

Things I've never done but would like to.
Shoot a gun, be on Jeopardy, be on American Ninja Warrior, cosplay, skydive, Geocaching, run for president.

I enjoy little things like hanging out, going to movies (mostly anything, but love bad movies), listening to music (heavy metal, punk, and classical only), or playing trivia (smartest dumb person, or dumbest smart person). I host a trivia contest every Tuesday night.

I played both baseball and soccer in college but got injured and/or fights with the coaches so a little authority problems.

My BA is in Political Science and Business. If you know where the statue in the picture is from you'll know what university I went to. I have worked in politics but got out quickly before it corrupted me.

I have one piercing and no tattoos but do enjoy looking at them.

I've lived in California (Westlake Village, Laguna Hills, San Jose), New Mexico (Clovis), Texas (San Antonio), Illinois (Chicago), and Washington DC. Apparently I like parentheses as well.
What I’m doing with my life
Playing indoor soccer
I’m really good at
sarcasm, sports, not letting the little things bug me.
The first things people usually notice about me
Apparently I give really bad first impressions or appear intimidating, so yeah me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Some of the bands I enjoy listening to are: Ministry, KMFDM, Rammstein, Psyclon Nine, Mindless Self Indulgence, Nick Cave and the Badseeds, Iced Earth, Nightwish, Dead Kennedys, Pennywise, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Tchaichovsky, Stravinsky, Trans-Siberian Orchestra, and others.

Books - The Killer Angels, Inferno, Calvin and Hobbes, Poe, Sherlock Holmes, Lovecraft, Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way, Watchmen, Political Incorrect Guides, Mental Floss

Movies - Point Break, Tombstone, Starship Troopers, Wizards, Grandma's Boy, The Ghost and the Darkness, Star Wars, Clerks, LOTR, Dumb and Dumber, Waiting, Snatch, Dark City, Gladiator, Cube, Evolution, Army of Darkness, and more .
You should message me if
you want to.
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