I’m not a “stay at home” kind of man. I have a good relationship with my mom, my fingernails are clean and I'm emotionally stable.
Ok.. for the sake of this section I am "emotionally stable". I'm, in reality ,dangling off of the precipice, about to plummet into madness. Its OK though. I have an excellent hold on the edge and I don't feel tired. yet..
I've shed my chains. I've had my epiphany. I have embraced it's truth. All of life is a game. I will follow the rules. I will make my own when it suits me. My limitations were self-imposed. I cannot control, I cannot change anything but myself
I don't listen and rarely do as I'm told. I would do exactly the opposite of what I'm told every time, but that would mean I would have to listen. Its that not I don't respect what you had to say, its just that my way is better anyway.
I am Made out, of, and awesome
This would be fantastic, unfortunately I rarely use my powers for good. I am a very bad super hero.
"What is your poo, telling you?" by Josh Richman
"Elliot isn't strange, he just has epilepsy" by compilation
"The little train that couldn't, because it was a worthless bum like your father"
I realized one day though, that I don't have to be faster than the bear. Just faster than my slowest friend.