How I approach dating:
I wish I had figured out that I should pursue nursing before I spent six years studying computers. But hey, if you need someone to look at your computer, I'm your guy.
I can say "I wish for Iris's Irish wristwatch," no matter how much I've had to drink. Say it out loud and you'll understand.
Probability. If you ever want to know the odds that you can get exactly one tails on your last coin flip after 29 heads, then I can do that. There may be a real world application for this, but so far I haven't found a career posting for "Guy who can tell us the odds while we sit here and flip a quarter."
My band of the minute right now is a dead heat between Plush Gun and Chvrches.
I'm reading the book on tape of the New Jim Crow. If you want to talk to me about mass incarceration, then I have a lot to say about it. A lot.
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