35Mesa, United States
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My self-summary
Alright I admit it the real reason I am here is because my mom, sister, two adorable nieces want me to have a million babies with some lucky woman! I keep telling them Damn it! I am too focused on work and school to be in a serious relationship but well they keep pushing so here I am! I am a sarcastic person who tries to look for the good in everyone, but some people are just pieces of crap, and well you can't polish a turd right? I don't really drink, I rarely go to bars, I love intelligent conversation, pretty eyes, and I have even been known to collect a pokemon here or there. I am who I am, very few people understand me. I can be closed off at times because it makes me feel safe. I have one hell of an imagination and unlike most men I am not too manly to cry, macho guys kinda piss me off they spend too much time trying to figure out what a real man does that they forget what a real man is. What is a real man? someone who opens doors for women... which women? all women! someone who can take care of the kids while his wife goes away for the weekend with her friends. Someone who treats his woman like gold, doesn't get jealous when she dresses a certain way because he knows all the other men are looking and the only one who has a chance with her is him, let them look I will hold you forever. I help raise my oldest niece, we hung pretty much every day for the first 10 years of her life, she is my buddy and when I moved here from Colorado for my new job I cried. I miss her, and my youngest niece and my sister and mom. So anyway if you read though my profile and like it that is cool just remember I am a poor fat guy who enjoys smiling telling jokes and motivating people to do the best they can.
What I’m doing with my life
I am currently going to school studying Psychology, after I complete my degree I want to get a PsyD. in Clinical Forensic Psychology and work with children, families and the elderly.
I’m really good at
Telling if a person is real or fake. making people laugh, making corny jokes thank make no one laugh, over analyzing movies, being sarcastic in a humorous way :-)
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Davinci code, angels and demons, IT, any Stephen King Book
food- Thai, Chinese, Italian
Six things I could never do without
life ambitions
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how to take over the world using my mind powers, #2 pencil and this really cool watch i found on ebay!
On a typical Friday night I am
Waiting for Saturday
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a perfectionist.
You should message me if
you want to be in my interesting people collection, I promise it is not a hole in the ground, i do not have a dog named precious, and i will not require you or It to put lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again.
The two of us