29San Diego, United States
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My self-summary
I'm studying to become an elementary school teacher. I like warm weather and have lived in San Diego, Santa Barbara and Sydney. I pretty much only wear flip flops and go to yoga everyday. I only drink beer, wine, water and coffee. I like to eat almost everything except squid and mayonnaise (even writing that just grossed me out) . I'm pretty sarcastic and prefer good banter over flattery. I think we should tell people we met on tinder.
What I’m doing with my life
Sitting. Professional house, cat, dog and people sitter.
I’m really good at
Detecting accents
The first things people usually notice about me
my flip flop tan
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love live music, pretty much no matter what it is. I also love food, pretty much no matter what it is. I mostly like things that a typical 11 year old likes.
Six things I could never do without
Teeth- losing them if one of my biggest fears
Water- Think of the hangovers!
Fruit- Nature's candy
Spotify- unlimited musical library
Roommates- Living alone would feel like prison
Google maps- I would literally be lost without it
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"What the hell am I supposed to do with a sociology degree?"
"What am I going to have for dinner tonight?"
"What am I going to have for dinner tomorrow?"
"This would be so much better if I had a beer"
On a typical Friday night I am
Attempting to have a big one then in bed before midnight
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have been an illegal alien
You should message me if
Your photo is NOT of you taken in a mirror with your phone, makes me wonder why you don't have any friends to take a picture for you.

Also, I'm not looking to get married here but I am not going to cyber with you creeps. If you are looking for someone to exchange dick pics with look for a girl who only has selfies- I'm sure she's probably insecure and would love that kind of validation but I don't need any of that here. K thanks, bye.
The two of us