I'm here to meet ladies. I don't know what you expected.
I'm a renaissance man, yo.
Books: Pretty much anything
TV Shows: Seinfeld, True Detective, Breaking Bad, Hannibal, Dexter, Game of Thrones, Entourage, The Walking Dead, Late Night With Jimmy Fallon, The Daily Show, Shameless, Californication, Weeds, Pretty much anything from HBO.
Oh, and ladies. Y'all are the best.
I think we can all agree that by and large, most men are assholes. I believe I'm one of the few that isn't. I won't tell you why you should waste a leap of faith on the likes of me, mostly because self praise is a shitty profession and it looks even shittier on the Internet—but I will tell you that if you're sincere, and you meet my minimal, admittedly shallow criteria (in shape, pretty face, not a dumbass), then you're on the radar.
I have no intent on drowning myself in a sea of pointless pussy, however sex is, without question, a favorite activity of mine. That said, a morning of awkwardness may be better than a night of loneliness, but relationships are awkward anyway, and at least when you're in one you're never really alone. I'm not perfect—nobody is—but ping me, or whatever you do on this site, and maybe we can set something up. If I pinged you and you just read all of this, bless you. Now go respond to my message. Fo rizzle.