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My self-summary
In Charlotte for the weekend.

I'm here to meet ladies. I don't know what you expected.
What I’m doing with my life
Worked in the music biz for a while. Then taught kindergarten. Now I'm working in a completely different field but absolutely loving it.
I’m really good at
People most often tell me I'm a pro being funny. Oh and writing. Also socializing, writing, art, and music. And sports.

I'm a renaissance man, yo.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes are up here, ladies.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: I... I own a lot of music.

Books: Pretty much anything

TV Shows: Seinfeld, Rick and Morty, Breaking Bad, Pretty much anything from HBO.
Six things I could never do without
Music, The Outdoors, Art, Football, Film, Comedy.

Oh, and ladies. Y'all are the best.
On a typical Friday night I am
Exploring Atlanta. This place is huge.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Hah... that I have an Ok Cupid account.
You should message me if
You're attractive and not a dumbass. I don't want to sound like a jerk, but just. I dunno. I have standards.

I think we can all agree that by and large, most men are assholes. I believe I'm one of the few that isn't. I won't tell you why you should waste a leap of faith on the likes of me, mostly because self praise is a shitty profession and it looks even shittier on the Internet—but I will tell you that if you're sincere, and you meet my minimal, admittedly shallow criteria (in shape, pretty face, not a dumbass), then you're on the radar.

I have no intent on drowning myself in a sea of pointless pussy, however sex is, without question, a favorite activity of mine. That said, a morning of awkwardness may be better than a night of loneliness, but relationships are awkward anyway, and at least when you're in one you're never really alone. I'm not perfect—nobody is—but ping me, or whatever you do on this site, and maybe we can set something up. If I pinged you and you just read all of this, bless you. Now go respond to my message. Fo rizzle.
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