My two favorite authors are Kurt Vonnegut and Douglas Adams.
More on why I'm here: I guess I'm just watching and waiting. I work a lot and don't go to bars or other places I might meet eligible women. So, this is me. Read my question thingies for a shallow dive into my brain. Visit forkandspoon.tumblr.com for a longer stay. Don't get lost, and don't be scared.
In the meantime, in the immortal words of Pam Poovey, "I really like me!" So I'm not going to be all broken up if you never respond to my cheeky/cheesy ice-breaking message.
Good luck out there!