40 Austin, United States
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
My self-summary

I answer questions. Tons of them.
The questions have the answers.

I like to read about beer while thinking about cycling thru South America in search of lost books about helping trees which reproduce thru oxidation of their periderm.

Underwater basket weaving is fine when performed under water in caves near Nepal to help save the children from wild and lovely Manatees.

Platonic deep trusting relationships are the best, especially if there is chocolate involved..

I am a flying turtle with a indian buffet on my back.

I am into: Chocolate. Books. Dark Microbrew Beer. Bikes (both). Trees. Swimming (especially in rivers nad creeks). Walking. Language and Linguistics. The mind. Music as sound. Sound as music.

What makes me happy: Smiles. Light rain. Swimming in rivers and creeks. Walking through the woods. Motorcycle rides on a sunny day. Dark chocolate. Mint tea... especially Egyptian mint tea. Solving a puzzle. Helping someone get that A-ha moment.

What makes me sad: arrogance. hatred. propaganda. milk chocolate. lack of trees.

Trying to validate current answer to the meaning of life: http://shitthatsirisays.tumblr.com/post/11439340081
What I’m doing with my life
eating dark chocolate.
searching for more dark chocolate.
learning how to make my own dark chocolate.
trying dark chocolate in other things such as russian coffee.

replacing caps-lock with control... everywhere.

extending all possible scenarios of interaction with nil to be philosophically correct in ruby from the stand point of nothing happening with you know whatever

Building something out of the ashes... Helping everyone I can. Finding away to make a difference despite the obstacles life throws...

Finding happiness NOW in the NOW. Focusing and relaxing my mind.
I’m really good at
smiling in my mind.
taking orders from the trees.
Eating tofu on the back of my favorite eskimo's smelly whale-cat.
Thinking about being really good at something I would have been really good at if only I would have started trying to be good rather than sitting here thinking about it.

Becoming a regular at meetups that are on topics do not participate in outside of the meeting, say C++ or Crochet.

Getting bored typing in these big square boxes.

Empathy for _____.
Comparative analysis.

Left-to-Right-to-Left-to-Right brain activity.
The first things people usually notice about me
my amazing shoulder blade shadow puppets.
i have no body.
i like dark chocolate.

how much i would rather be eating chocolate rather than typing into these exciting square boxes (management does not like for us to talk negatively about the pretty square boxes (nor to talk negatively in an abstract way about how they do not want us to talk negatively (or maybe they do and this is how ....)))))))))
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
ender's primer in elephant hummus dip.

The Books
Tame Impala
Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Ludovico Einaudi
Johnny Cash
Gogol Bodello

Lost In Translation
Léon: The Professional
The Man From Earth
Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind

Ender's Game (series)
The Illustrated Man
The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle
Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
What I Talk About When I Talk About Running
* Bukowski

Dr. Who
Last Tango in Halifax
Fullmetal Alchemist
The six things I could never do without
powdered monkey brains;
music flavored cocoa beans;
hilirious inventions;
lighting bugs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
tron in green.
eating chocolate.
climbing that wall.
reading that book.
how to make chocolate.
riding over there.
walking thru the trees.
eating chocolate.

While I am thinking about changing the world through science, art, and daily individual interactions. Learning from everyone I meet. What someone said. What they meant. Where they came from. How that relates to me. How we can all relate to each other.

What really matters. Like saving the trees... The *only* source fo chocolate in the world!
On a typical Friday night I am
eating chocolate.
designing/making something.

eating chocolate.
eating chocolate.
eating chocolate.
eating chocolate.

Okay so I like chocolate. I have seriously cut back though. It's not an addiction I promise!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
80%+ dark cholocate is best... 65% seems like milk chocolate

While it's not private that I enjoy being nude whenever possible... most people do not know there is a wonderful lake in the middle of town that while surrounded by buildings and apartments is a fabulous place to go skinning dipping. I have gone there many many times. :)
You should message me if
you have dark chocolate.
can speak coherently while sleeping.
vi amas ĉokoladon.
vi ŝatas biron.
you feel like belaying me on Flintstones.
you make yummy yellow curry.
you know where we can go get yummy yellow curry.
you have a question.
you have the answer.

You read between the lines...

or you would like to go on a motorcycle ride, bicycle ride, hike, want to play a game of Go, have interest in Elixir or have an Elixir, like long walks (xkcd style long walks), want to chat, need a hand, care to dance (in the rain), want to swim in a creek, enjoy eating/cooking/smelling indian or thai food, micro brew beer, jail-break androids, read fukuoka, play frisbee golf, need a friend, found a friend, want to do the full moon ride, social networking, network sooocially, baked, play the ukulele, play the harmonica, have dated a racoon (like person), want to try something new.

It's up to you.