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My self-summary
I am nonmonogamous. I am uninterested in people who do not dance.


I want sex to not be the first priority in my relationships, maybe third.

I am a glutard.

Correct usage of homonyms is extremely important to me.

I'm loud, outspoken, blunt, and bitchy. People tell me I'm really funny. I like to laugh. I make a conscious choice to believe that people are inherently good and honest, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. I'm like an armadillo. I'm enjoy tattoos and piercings if they're tasteful. I am so socially awkward it is painful to watch. Four-square rocks my socks. My family is made for the most part, blood has little to do with who I hold allegiance with. I like to sleep. Sometimes, I dance around the house with my dogs in my underwear making up songs to sing to them. I like big words. I love boardgames and card games. I am fae and otherkin. I'm an individual just like everyone else. I am non-monogamous. I think a lot about being a good person. I identify as sexual and fancy myself a lady. I find inappropriately long naps in public places immensely satisfying. I describe myself as a hedonistic pagan. I consider my hair as an arts and crafts project. I tend to make up words that fit the situation as needed. I am a Whovian. I like to think. I am a highly sensitive person, but generally low maintenance. I wish there was an option for Religion: Other and sometimes serious about it. I like to dance. I'm dyslexic and therefore cannot spell. If I can't decide what I'm going to wear I will wear a ball gown, it's a rule in my life. I can feel my mastery of punctuation slipping from my grasp without the reinforcement of forced formal writing. I find myself attempting to identify what bar a picture was taken in by the back ground. I'm silly.

I believe that the point of living in these bodies is to really experience humanity, all of it. There are so many experiences that are unique to here, and I want to experience them all in great gory detail. I want to squeeze every drop out of my time.

I would rather be known as a kind person than an intelligent person.

I love my dog more than I love you.

I am trying to figure out where I fall in the spectrum of non-monogamy/ polyamory. This changes dramatically depending on how secure I feel.

I every relationship I need to feel,

I refuse to settle for anything less than spectacular anymore.

I want people to leave me better than when I found them.

Sometimes, I message smiles to people, because I want them to know that their momentary impact on my existence made me smile.

I am an unabashed letch, uncomfortably honest, and charmingly lewd.
What I’m doing with my life
Snuggling my dog. Building things. Making myself into a closer representation to the person I would like to be.

Putting off applying for grad school to explore relationships with people that I have in my life now.
I’m really good at
Awkwardly cutting onions.
The first things people usually notice about me
That they hadn't noticed me until just now.

The braces, or what I like to call tooth jewelry, are probably up there.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorites are created on a whim and change at irregular intervals, you should really just ask what I'm reading currently reading.

The Short List:
- Alice in Wonderland - ee cummings - To Kill a Mocking Bird - A Brave New World - Lamb - One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest - Harry Potter - A Road More (or Less) Traveled

I have boxes and boxes of books neatly packed for where ever I manage to land for more than a year. I should really just get an e-reader (Edit: I sold out for an e-reader. I love it. I have fifty books in my pocket all the time!), but I love the feel and the smell of paper books. I like to line them up in neat little rows and trace my finger over their spines... stroke the pages... Especially second hand books, each person leaves a little bit to themselves in a book when they read it and I think about how that volume had been loved of hated or rejected with disinterest.

Most of the movies that have come out in the past 10 years are crap. However, I do love me some Dr. Who.

I have wide and varied taste in music. I have always had a wide and varied taste in music. Pandora Radio is one of my favorite inventions ever.

The Short List:
- Jump, Little Children - The Postal Service - The Clarks - The Brunettes - Outkast - Bloodhound Gang - Johnny Cash - Willie Nelson - Waylon Jennings - Jon Bon Jovi - Journey - David Bowie - Emmy Lou Harris - Elton John - Rathkeltair - The Beatles - John Lennon - Paul McCartney - Simon and Garfunkel - Albannach

Food is a sore subject. I cannot eat wheat or soy, which are in everything. I bake my own bread and prepare most of my own food since it is easier (and cheaper) than finding pre-made food that I can eat. My favorite snack is cheese toast with red onions, tomatoes, and pepper jack. I rarely eat grains at all. I eat a lot of Thai. Though, I most enjoy a wide and varied diet of food that causes me to make little noises when I eat it.
Six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Being a good person... it's surprising how much time I spend making sure that every decision and action I make are morally sound...

How to love people more. Sex. My dog.Faeries. The workings of the human body. How to find my destiny and not get in the way of myself. Why people do the things they do. How people speak to other people.Owning/living on a sustainable working farm/commune and how to build things that would keep said farm off the grid. How to make electricity without burning things. What other skills I need to survive after the inevitable collapse of western society. Who else in the world is looking at the same stars I am. The balance between being a responsible adult and enjoying life.

Also food. I start planning what I am going to have for lunch about 5 minutes after I wake up. Especially collard greens. Mmmmm collards.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have had an active OkCupid account for over ten years.
You should message me if
... you like Five Alive... enjoying a cool glass of Five Alive is always a plus.
... you can put away your phone and actually interact with people.
... you have wide and varied interests which you would care to discuss in depth.
... you can make it through most days without needing to chemically alter your state of consciousness.
... you can accept and respect different belief systems than your own.
... you believe in Faeries. You are a Faerie.
... you remember the last time you just watched the stars.
... you would like to take me dancing.
...you understand what non-monogamy is.

There should be a section for Testimonials.
That section is now.

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