36New Brunswick, United States
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My self-summary
Public service announcement: 99.9% of you write "Hey there :)" as your first message. It's really strange how consistent it is.

What can I really say about myself here? Well truth is you're probably not gunna get to know me too well from reading some little blurb anyway.Besides all of these profiles start to sound alike after a while. "Hello my name is Blah Blah-Blah. I'm an easing going guy. My hobbies include hanging out with friends, Blah-Blu and Blah-Blah-Blee. Please message me if you're interested."

And I always wonder why people put the standard "I'm only joining this site because..." disclaimer in their profile. Do u really need to justify why you joined an online dating site to people who joined one as well? Lol. Its ok I wont tell anyone, I'll say you picked me up at the laundromat when I asked to borrow some Tide:)

But in the mean time here's some stuff I'm looking for in a woman:

Keep in shape: no of course don't need a centerfold's body, but please try to take care of yourself. If all your pics are cropped off above then neck, I'm going to be suspicious.

A sense of humor: This is a must, I need a woman who can make me laugh. I need someone who can enjoy my stupid sarcasm and random humor. Or at least do a good job pretending I'm funny.

You prefer a chill low-key bar over a packed club.

You live close enough that we could get together on a whim
I'm not looking for a pen pal. If we message back and forth several times and things seem to be working, lets move past this site.

I prefer brunettes but I'm flexible
What I’m doing with my life
graphic designer, package designer, illustrator
I’m really good at
Cat like reflexes, now you see me and meow you don't!

Theres a possibility I have ESP

Know when to hold'em and know when to fold'em

I emit a pleasant aroma(s)

I want to get a cat and name him "Admiral Fuzzybutt" . I'd make people salute him every time he scampers by.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything with James Bond, books or movies. Breaking Bad, Pawn Stars, Howard Stern, Face Off (TV show not the movie), Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Simpsons, the Walking Dead, MST3K, Mythbusters, Game of Thrones, Tosh.0, Ninja Warrior, Random Reality shows, 1000 ways to die, Hoarders, Ghost Hunters
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Art, my future, my career, women, random movies scenes, a song
On a typical Friday night I am
out for a drink(s) or at home working on some freelance projects
The two of us