What can I really say about myself here? Well truth is you're probably not gunna get to know me too well from reading some little blurb anyway.Besides all of these profiles start to sound alike after a while. "Hello my name is Blah Blah-Blah. I'm an easing going guy. My hobbies include hanging out with friends, Blah-Blu and Blah-Blah-Blee. Please message me if you're interested."
And I always wonder why people put the standard "I'm only joining this site because..." disclaimer in their profile. Do u really need to justify why you joined an online dating site to people who joined one as well? Lol. Its ok I wont tell anyone, I'll say you picked me up at the laundromat when I asked to borrow some Tide:)
But in the mean time here's some stuff I'm looking for in a woman:
Keep in shape: no of course don't need a centerfold's body, but please try to take care of yourself. If all your pics are cropped off above then neck, I'm going to be suspicious.
A sense of humor: This is a must, I need a woman who can make me laugh. I need someone who can enjoy my stupid sarcasm and random humor. Or at least do a good job pretending I'm funny.
You prefer a chill low-key bar over a packed club.
You live close enough that we could get together on a whim
I'm not looking for a pen pal. If we message back and forth several times and things seem to be working, lets move past this site.
I prefer brunettes but I'm flexible
Theres a possibility I have ESP
Know when to hold'em and know when to fold'em
I emit a pleasant aroma(s)
I want to get a cat and name him "Admiral Fuzzybutt" . I'd make people salute him every time he scampers by.