And I always wonder why people put the standard "I'm only joining this site because..." disclaimer in their profile. Do u really need to justify why you joined an online dating site to people who joined one as well? Lol. Its ok I wont tell anyone, I'll say you picked me up at the laundromat when I asked to borrow some Tide:)
But in the mean time here's some stuff I'm looking for in a woman:
Keep in shape: no of course don't need a centerfold's body, but please try to take care of yourself. If all your pics are cropped off above then neck, I'm going to be suspicious.
A sense of humor: This is a must, I need a woman who can make me laugh. I need someone who can enjoy my stupid sarcasm and random humor. Or at least do a good job pretending I'm funny.
You prefer a chill low-key bar over a packed club.
You live close enough that we could get together on a whim
I'm not looking for a pen pal. If we message back and forth several times and things seem to be working, lets move past this site.
I prefer brunettes but I'm flexible
Theres a possibility I have ESP
Know when to hold'em and know when to fold'em
I emit a pleasant aroma(s)
I want to get a cat and name him "Admiral Fuzzybutt" . I'd make people salute him every time he scampers by.
Sometimes when I see someone do something stupid, I hear the "Price is Right" failure horn in my head.