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My self-summary
Student of the mind tryin'a get by. Not big on mystique. Not a troubled boy.

This place has become a wasteland of spambots. Hit me up if you want to complain about that and make out. #zagOnEm
What I’m doing with my life
Probably going to teach teenagers about statistics, cognition, and programming. Might try some position at a tech company? Government research? Building Skynet? Keeping the doors open.
I’m really good at
Introspection. Outrospection. Being friendly and matching the tone. Nurturing non-offensively. Disarming.

Making computers dance the way I like. Balancing introversion and extroversion. Making you laugh.

Any stringed instrument'll do, including mah face pipes.
The first things people usually notice about me
Expressive face.


Good laugh?

Am actually a gorilla.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Patrick Rothfuss is my hero. Gettin' real sick of George R. R. Martin's shit.

Movies: Mad Max: Fury Road is my hero. I watch marvel movies but in a lukewarm way. I want to be Hot Fuzz in the summer, and The Martian in the winter.

Shows: Scrubs is my hero. Carl Sagan's Cosmos is basically poetry. Rick and Morty is the best television program ever written. Gettin' real sick of Game of Thrones' shit. The season 3 finale of Louie destroyed me. Recently binge-watched: Marvel's Daredevil, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.

Music: I have a single playlist with 400+ artists on Spotify called "Pile of Good Things". If you held me at gunpoint, I would name Florence + The Machine. Was a time I might've said Cake. Do you like Saul Williams?

Food: I never, ever tire of sushi. When I visit a foreign country I eat whatever they sell in their subways and street carts. I will eat a bloody steak and quinoa in the same meal, and cook enough to share it with you.
Six things I could never do without
Give me a computer, an Internet connection, cold water, close friends, and some activity or chemical to do, and let's have a little party at my place.

I need white noise to sleep.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Empathy and privilege.

Why brains be like they do.

What's your lowest stat? Mine's dexterity.
On a typical Friday night I am
Thinking "man, all the cool people are out partying" and then just doing whatever the fuck I want.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My darkest fear is that this is some kind of Truman Show and everybody's just nodding encouragement at whatever shitty decisions I make, laughing and laughing and laughing along at home.

I'm probably just a natural language simulation.
You should message me if
you're a dork, nerd, or geek, but you're not bitter about it.
you subtly dance in place in public, even when you can't quite hear the music.
you want to waste hours analyzing how things and stuff work and junk.
you can form the message entirely in haiku.
you are errant, chasing windmills, and have a story to share.

Tell me how you're broken so we can laugh together about it.
The two of us