I'll be around for a while, at least until I finish my dissertation. Then who knows?
Making computers dance the way I like. Balancing introversion and extroversion. Making you laugh.
Any stringed instrument'll do. Vocal chords: pleasing baritone.
I'm told I'm tall.
Folks like my laugh.
Am actually a gorilla.
Movies: Mad Max: Fury Road is my hero. I watch marvel movies but in a lukewarm way. I want to be Hot Fuzz in the summer, and The Martian in the winter.
Shows: Scrubs is my hero. Carl Sagan's Cosmos is basically poetry. Rick and Morty is the best television program ever written. Gettin' real sick of Game of Thrones' shit. The season 3 finale of Louie destroyed me. Recently binge-watched: Marvel's Daredevil, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.
Music: I have a single playlist with 400+ artists on Spotify called "Pile of Good Things". If you held me at gunpoint, I would name Florence + The Machine. Was a time I might've said Cake. Do you like Saul Williams?
Food: I never, ever tire of sushi. When I visit a foreign country I eat whatever they sell in their subways and street carts. I will eat a bloody steak and quinoa in the same meal, and cook enough to share it with you.
I need white noise to sleep.
Why brains be like they do.
What's your lowest stat? Mine's dexterity.
This profile was written by a natural language simulator.
you absentmindedly, subtly, and unabashedly dance in place in public, even when you can't quite hear the music.
any of your facebook profile pictures has ever included a pet that isn't yours.
you want to waste hours analyzing how things and stuff work and junk.
you can form the message entirely in haiku.
you are errant, chasing windmills, and have a story to share.
Make me laugh.