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My self-summary
๐Ÿฎ Born and raised in WI. ๐ŸŽ“ UW Madison alumnus. ๐Ÿ”ฌ Scientist in profession and in life. ๐Ÿšด๐Ÿป Cycling, ๐Ÿšฃ kayaking, โ›บ๏ธ camping, ๐Ÿณ breakfast/brunch, ๐Ÿ“š reading, and ๐Ÿป๐ŸŒณ shenanigans enthusiast. ๐ŸŽค Fake rapper.

What Iโ€™m doing with my life
Moving to Oz in October. ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿจ

I work for a biotech company in Middleton. โ˜ฃ But the isthmus is my stompin' grounds.

(Casually) writing a comic and songs. โœ๏ธ

Reading a book. ๐Ÿ“–

Staying centered while calculating multiple possible trajectories for the near future. Spin up the FTL, Mr. Gaeta. ๐Ÿš€
Iโ€™m really good at
The things I set my mind to...

...and couponing. โœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ“ฌ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ“ข๐Ÿ“ข๐Ÿ“ข
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ask me on a date for this one! ๐Ÿ˜˜

Right now I'm reading about Australia.

Right now I'm watching F is for Family. ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ™Žโ€โ™‚๏ธ
Six things I could never do without
๐Ÿ’จ Air, ๐Ÿ’ง water, ๐ŸŒฝ food, ๐Ÿก shelter, ๐Ÿ‘ซ companionship, โœŒ๏ธ peace.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Motile bacteria that move erratically but grossly towards a higher concentration of their nutrient source (and how we as humans aren't that much different in relation to ๐Ÿ’ฐ).

The Big Crunch, Heat Death, the Arrow of Time as explained by thermodynamics, and all the other fun, grisly, gloom-and-doom physical theories. ๐Ÿ”ญ

How to rip off a corporation for the goods and services I require. ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿฌ

How to detriment and offend the Right. ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ˜

๐ŸŽต Lyrics that are underappreciated ๐ŸŽต

If the feeling of resolution is a real thing in the real world. ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐ŸŒŽ

Would Chewbacca be friends with me? ๐Ÿค”
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing what I feel like doing on that particular Friday night, but the data trends towards drinking wine. ๐Ÿท
You should message me if
You want to talk (I'm a little initiation-shy, so you'd be doing me a huge favor by messaging me first ๐Ÿ˜…)!

You want to go kayaking (I have an extra you can use)! ๐Ÿšฃ๐Ÿšฃโ€โ™€๏ธ

You want to grab a drink! ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿท๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน

You want to meet a boy! ๐Ÿ’

You want to get brunch! โ˜€๏ธ

You've denounced the Old World and are building the New! ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ’ช

You want to talk nerdy to me! ๐Ÿค“

You want to Snapchat me! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ“ฒ
The two of us