I am not here to lie to you, that is a terrible way to start a relationship with anyone.
My name is Joseph
I'm a complete smart ass, sometimes on purpose other times not. I can be shallow at times.
I am not the most physically attractive person in the world but someone somewhere has to want me right?
I wish things in my life were different but I wouldnt be the person I am now if they didn't go down the way they did
I want a relationship, not here to just use you. I would be content with someone who is there for me and supportive of me and cares for me, sounds sappy I know but that's who I am.
I want something real!
Reaching shit on the top shelf for people
Spending a fuckton of time on thechive.com
Movies: I will try to watch anything once! I may fall asleep but I'll try, horror, comedy, romance, sci-fi, action, thriller, mystery, adventure, cartoons, all that shit!
Shows: 24, battlestar galactica, califorication, community, all of the CSIs, entourage, futurama, house, how I met you're mother, lost, the office, smallville, weeds, to name some
I have like easily 10 grand in DVDs, whether its movies or TV shows.
Music: mostly rock but I've been somewhat open to new stuff lately
Food: pasta, pizza, junk food, I don't eat anything out of the ocean, really picky eater
The ability to read
Air conditioning(soflo requirement)