jakethehumanjr
25 Brighton, United States
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My self-summary
just got done with college which kinda explains how i ended up on here. Im just looking for someone to hang out and crack jokes with, maybe go to a movie, whatever happens happens is my philosophy. If youre interested in just doing whatever you want im the guy to do it with.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm writing music so that I don't have to work for anyone but me, and because its the most fun to have while making a living
I’m really good at
whatever you need me to be
The first things people usually notice about me
i aint no scrub, and that im a boss with extra (vegetarian friendly) sauce.

oh, and the extra arm growing out of my face
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I've actually got a list of top 10 movies for occasions just like this:
10. kings speech
9. go
8. lolita
7. paris je taime
6. dr strangelove
5. back to the future
4. brazil
3. ikiru / ran (mood depending)
2. 2001 a space odyssey
1. annie hall

i dont watch much tv but since youre insisting, stuff like futurama, the simpsons, strangers with candy, mst3k, breaking bad, quantum leap, star trek (more into next gen, but im not picky) capt N the game master, flcl, cowboy bebop, jack of all trades, ya know, junk like that.

books; maniac magee. that is all

im a pescetarian but besides that whatever food is being offered to me i will eat willingly, ive got no standards when it comes to that stuff (i mean besides the standard of being pescetarian but whatever you know what i mean). homie dont do olives though, theyre gross

i like any type of music, butttttt ill name a few musics ive been listening to lately; death grips, titus andronicus, metz, japandroids, sleigh bells, the pharcyde, funkadelic and p funk, ohio players, booker t, kela kuni, oscar peterson, pete fountain. always into streetlight manifesto, especially into sam mawfuggin cooke and my favorite band ever in the whole wide world is bomb the music industry, if you really want to know more you should ask, i listen to a lot of music
The six things I could never do without
food
water
air
shelter
sarcasm (GET IT??)
art
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what bill murray said to scarlett johansson at the end of lost in translation.

and if anyone who read my "first thing people notice about me" section really thinks i have an arm coming out of my face
On a typical Friday night I am
trail blazing
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
sugar were going down swingin is a fantastic song, debate me on it if youre ready to lose. that and i liked spiderman 3
You should message me if
you want to talk, or rather, freestyle rap

or if you have a popsicle joke that is better than the following:
how do you throw a party in space...

you planet.
try and contain yourselves ladies
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