27 Portland, United States
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My self-summary

- Employed
- Doesn't smell
- Has a car
- Knows left from right
- >_>

*cracks fingers*
- Cracks fingers
- Can't do cart-wheels or handstands
- Horrible at trivia
- Doesn't drink coffee
- Creator of horrible nick-names
- Doesn't have a beard
- Doesn't have a dog :(
- Can't whistle
... you get the idea

I will keep this updated to the best of my abilities.
What I’m doing with my life
Looking for a desk on craigslist. I'm looking for a big desk with lots of room for activities, Solid so I can stand on it and ideally for $100 or less. Have any leads?

EDIT: I now have a desk.
EDIT 2: Found some couches

Still working on a kitchen table and chairs.
I’m really good at
Patty cake. I'm pretty much the best there ever was.
The first things people usually notice about me
My aura.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Searching every crevice imaginable for more TJ Miller standup.

Thai food
Bahn Mi
Burritos AND Tacos
Korean BBQ
Indian food
The six things I could never do without
Laughter! That's what I would bring if I were on Naked and Afraid. That and a spear.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"Is it lunch time yet?" "Where are we going for lunch?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Fighting crime.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I bought a yankee candle not to long ago.
You should message me if
you find yourself looking at furniture on craigslist all the time but no one else seems to care about that cool shelf you found.