37 Oakland, United States
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My self-summary
I'm mainly coming up with contradictions:
compulsively ritualistic yet entirely spontaneous
poised and well mannered yet wildly inappropriate
social chameleon, I can find commonality everywhere
will run 8 miles then be too lazy to get up to pee til the last minute

And also ridiculously loyal and reliable (but not punctual), pretty funny, actually really funny, easygoing about almost everything. attracted to same.
I’m really good at
hosting parties, cooking. thrift store shopping. making bad/good puns. making good/bad decisions.

Putting things into perspective. Tetris.
Convincing people. Crossword puzzles. Creating solutions
The first things people usually notice about me
height? eyes.

Ok, boobs
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
sriracha. Chromeo. Half Baked. Manu chao. shameless. chayote. outkast. uncle buck. Forgetting sarah Marshall. Freaks and geeks, Miike snow. Sharktank. Too $hort. Pet shop boys. Drake. Empire of the sun (band not the movie). steve winwood. Brazilian girls (band not the people. Well, the people too, I guess. Who doesn't like a hot brazilian chick?). Sneaky sound system. Collie buddz. More sriracha. 1,000 ways to die. Hannibal Buress. Puffins! (the cereal, not the bird). Tourettes Without Regrets. The sfgate comments section, The State
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how beautiful my world is and how fortunate I am
should i give up my SF apt all together?
why are people so up in arms about the word cunt?
Is that a man or a woman?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a redhead fetish
I am a sapiosexual
You should message me if
aren't going to say something cheesy
you need a running partner (8:30/mi give or take)
you want to take me to my first drive-in movie