46 Noblesville, United States
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My self-summary
Happy and content with where my life is right now, been divorced for three years with three great teenagers.

I like to laugh, and more importantly make others laugh and I’m not afraid to throw myself under the bus to do it. Hope to find someone that can dish it out as well as take it, or at the very least pretend to like my silliness.

Looking for that spark, someone who’s not embarrassed to laugh out loud in a crowded restaurant or movie theater, hold hands, travel, is genuinely laid back, physically fit and family oriented.
I’m really good at
Making spreadsheets, self deprecating humor and mixing cocktails
The first things people usually notice about me
My sense of humor I guess.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: too many to list... Stephen King and Chuck Palahniuk are always must reads.

TV: Breaking Bad, Always Sunny, Louis, Walking Dead

Music: Another long list with Avett Brothers, Black Keys, Pearl Jam, and Chili Peppers at the top of the chart.
The six things I could never do without
- air, water & food
- music
- toilet paper
- my kids
I spend a lot of time thinking about
will the economy collapse before the zombie apocalypse, and am I prepared enough for either scenario.
On a typical Friday night I am
hanging out with friends and unwinding from another work week with a few drinks and some music
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm afraid of spiders, like seriously some of my worst nightmares involve spiders. Aghhh
You should message me if
You actually want to meet in person, I'm not interested in being pen-pals.