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My self-summary
Keep reading if you're interested or if you love Llamas (Alpacas count too).

I'm not going tell you what I'm looking for, hopefully you can get a good idea about that by this simple biography.

I'm often laughing or at least smiling. It is part self-preservation technique part carefree nature.

I memorized the song Stay by Lisa Loeb as a teenager and I can still sing it at a moments notice. WARNING: I have an awful time matching pitch and staying on key.

Additionally, when singing (accompanied by the music) I'm known to sing the instrumental parts while playing the air drums and/or guitar. I may switch up my instrument mid verse because I'm uber talented like that (don't be jealous).

So I lied, here's a non-exhaustive list to summarize the aforementioned autobiographical summary of my ideal partner; expert jar opener, fearless adventurer, partner to sing melancholy sappy songs together with, and knows at least 26 digits of pi (not really just want to see if you're reading).

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I’m really good at
Appearing to know what I'm doing.
The first things people usually notice about me
My short term memory abilities

At some point in the day I will have lost either my keys, wallet, or phone (and it's quite possibly in my hand).

Secondly that I'm a Teetotaler...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Night, 1984, Children of Men, Oryx & Crake, Sunflower: On the Possibilities and Limits of Forgiveness, The Coming Plague, The Hunger Games, I Am Legend, The Picture of Dorian Grey, The Lottery (short story)

Music: Joshua Radin, Death Cab For Cutie, Silversun Pickups, Metric, Tegan and Sara, the Naked and the Famous, Marina and the Diamonds, No Doubt, Chvrches, Sara Bareilles

Movies: Into the Wild, P.S I Love You, Sophie Scholl, Run Lola Run, 12 Monkeys, Another Earth, Children of Men, Schindler's List, Fried Green Tomatoes, A League of Their Own, Dirty Dancing

"I brought the watermelon"...
Six things I could never do without
1. The crisp smell when you open up the freezer door at the grocery store in the frozen food section.

2. Small infinities ( gotta love oxymorons).

3.The cool side of the pillow

4. That part in the song that's out of your range but you sing it anyway

5. The Repeat button!

6. EGGPLANTS! ::wink:: I mean which guy reading my profile doesn't like eggplants.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why I use my left hand for all but one thing...you guess
On a typical Friday night I am
Most likely a movie, reading a booking, playing volleyball, or hanging out with friends.
You should message me if
You know the answer to pi


You need to verify that no Llamas (or maybe they were Alpacas??), were injured or destroyed by the creation of this profile.


You were disappointed that there was no mention of peaches in this profiles (damn it I just ruined that).


You believe KALE should be the ingredient of any food. Kale belongs in the garbage. I hate you kale we were never friends stop showing up at my house acting all buddy buddy. You're dead to me. If you view my profile and don't message me it confirms you're a kale lover.
The two of us