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My self-summary
I'm generally a pretty chill person but I have a lot of opinions about everything because, you know, I have a brain. wow, revolutionary right? I'm actually not as bitchy as I seem either but I'm extremely sarcastic. so don't be afraid to talk to me but don't be surprised if I'm blunt or honest with you, not because I enjoy being rude, I just don't like to waste my time on vague or meaningless social interactions.
“The only people I would care to be with now are artists and people who have suffered: those who know what beauty is, and those who know what sorrow is: nobody else interests me.”
— Oscar Wilde
What I’m doing with my life
I'm practicing to hopefully be a musician & maybe a bit of writing & art on the side. I'd also like to attend culinary arts school but we'll see how that goes.
I’m really good at
a lot actually. I mean, I'm shit at sports (except croquet, I'll kick your ass), but as far as intellectual & creative pursuits go I'm pretty well-rounded.
The first things people usually notice about me
boobs. for real though, it's fuckin bullshit
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: Sherlock Holmes, The Fountainhead, Anthem, Oscar Wilde, any John Steinbeck, Jonathan Livingston Seagull, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, The Metamorphosis, The Great Gatsby, any Tolkien, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, Harry Potter series, Edgar Allan Poe, Robert Frost.

shows: Sherlock, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Sleepy Hollow, Adventure Time, Regular Show, Keeping Up Appearances, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Pokemon, Ren & Stimpy, Torchwood, Sailor Moon, Malcolm in the Middle, The Simpsons, The Vicar of Dibley, Fawlty Towers, Pushing Daisies, Elementary, Sleepy Hollow, Bee & Puppycat, Steven Universe.

movies: Driving Lessons, 9, Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Coraline, Big Fish (most Tim Burton movies really), all Studio Ghibli, any Aardman films (including Wallace & Gromit of course), kind of a fan of Don Bluth's animation still in a weird nostalgic way, though I like most animation. Dead Poet's Society, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Tuck Everlasting (don't judge), A Clockwork Orange, Harold & Maude, most versions of Alice in Wonderland, all Beatles films, V for Vendetta, all Sherlock Holmes movies (including the one with the t-rex attacking London), Van Gogh Painted with Words, everything Lord of the Rings (including the cartoon version of the Hobbit), Of Mice and Men, Wreck-It-Ralph, The Great Gatsby (not the '49 one, sorry but I just thought it wasn't all that great, it wasn't how I pictured the book), all Marx Brothers films, The Great Mouse Detective, Cats Don't Dance, most Mel Brooks films, the Austin Powers movies (shush I like lame comedy), The Labyrinth, I Love You Phillip Morris, Ace Ventura, The Mask, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, The Big Lebowski, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, & Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Hugo. ok you know what? movies is a pretty big topic, just ask me stuff if you wanna know.

music: Green Day, The Spill Canvas, Led Zeppelin, The Yardbirds, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, The Doors, The Who, Sea Wolf, Gogol Bordello, Less Than Jake, Treaty of Paris, Jefferson Airplane, Queen, The Black Keys, Bob Dylan, The Hush Sound, The Mamas and the Papas, Bad Company, The Eagles, Kansas, Jimi Hendrix, Die Artze, Arctic Monkeys, Simon & Garfunkle, B-52s, Fleetwood Mac, Cat Stevens, Cream, Eric Clapton, Frank Sinatra, Heart, Metallica, ZZ Top, Black Sabbath, Aretha Franklin, Ella Fitzgerald. (this is just off the top of my head stuff)

food: I like to bake a lot, although I'm not into spicy food so there's that. oh & lately I've been ridiculously into asian cuisine. probably from prolonged exposure to Sherlock.
Six things I could never do without
I'm guessing this means besides obvious things like food & water & such.
but probably:
internet- because I use it for a lot of my work.
music- kinda obvious since I'd like to be a musician
intellectual pursuits- seriously a bored me is a fucking awful me. ("give me problems, give me work. my mind rebels at stagnation")
travel- being stuck in one place too long is hell
um, actually that's kinda it I guess.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
um, my thought process tends to go through a lot of things at once so it depends which stream of consciousness you're referring to.
On a typical Friday night I am
working. I work nights at a bar so yeah.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm both very secretive & very open about things so it's hard to say what's private. just ask me stuff if you're curious.
You should message me if
you just want to be friends. please do not message me about threesomes or anything like that. yes, I do know this is a dating site but it's also my profile so don't bother saying anything if it offends you.
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