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My self-summary
I was hunted once. I'd just came back from 'Nam. I was hitching through Oregon and some cop started harassing me. Next thing you know, I had a whole army of cops chasing me through the woods! I had to take 'em all out--it was a bloodbath!

Wait, no, that's the plot to Rambo.

Finished with grad school and now I'm in DC trying to save the planet. My current career track is fighting climate change because I figured out that "being Captain Planet" isn't a real job.

Otherwise I certainly support my local bars, although from time to time I actually do other things such as concerts (awesome site: http://www.songkick.com/metro_areas/1409-us-washington), movies (E Street Cinema!!), or any number of D.C.'s many free and amazing museums. After resisting it for a while, I've also come to embrace D.C.'s obsession with brunch. Always looking for a good way to spend those hours between work and sleep!
What I’m doing with my life
I want to be an astronaut.
I’m really good at
Finding good movies on Netflix
Getting out of parking tickets
Trying to be an an astronaut
The first things people usually notice about me
I look nothing like Ryan Gosling
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: Oppressive Russian literature, American history non-fiction, graphic novels

shows: Anything Netflix and HBOGO compatible.

movies: I co-starred with Nicholas Cage in "National Treasure 2"

music: Spotify

food: Burgers (medium), the Cuban sandwiches at FastGourmet (14th & W), pizza, bagels, pizza bagels, milk steak, gyros, sushi - preferably in buffet form, deli.
Six things I could never do without
good friends, good music, good conversation, good coffee, good lovin, and good will hunting.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How the world might end so I can stay one step ahead of the bastards!
On a typical Friday night I am
Out on the town, and if I've had a few drinks maybe trying out some questionable dance moves. If I'm really lucky maybe karaoke.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was a ballet dancer for 12 years.
You should message me if
-You don't have a [contagious] flesh-eating disease
-You have tips on how I might achieve my dream of becoming an astronaut
-You have suggestions for good delis in DC
The two of us