jamesessery
35 Edmonton, Canada
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My self-summary
I'll be a choice, reason, priority, not an option.

I'm an ibo which means I put in ridiculous hours into my career. Which means after a long day at work I'll want a good old fashioned girl that likes to dress up like a school girl with the understanding that anal is the end game. Of course like anyone, we shouldn't just jump into things so we should PROBABLY get drunk, wrap ourselves in bubble wrap & beat each other with nerf noodles & jello.

If you're still reading & you laughed, message me.
What I’m doing with my life
Grinding to retire early. I'm spending this year looking for someone that wants to have insane wealth in happiness, experience, love, lust and finance.
I’m really good at
Working alot, cooking, finding humor in everything & activities that dont require activity
The first things people usually notice about me
Is that I can talk to anybody in any situation and I love making new friends.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Way too many to name however I am quite passionate about making intricate artwork and shattering awkwardness in random ways.
The six things I could never do without
Friends/family, my passport, humor, notebook, pens & my phone.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why it's inappropriate to ask a woman to sit on my face... everyone's a winner.
On a typical Friday night I am
crashing karaoke nights with stand up comedy bits with unrelatable music.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm really an alien ... if you can read that and it looks normal, you may be too!
You should message me if
If you're a fan of laughing, eating, drinking, random events or spontaneous dance parties with costumes that may or may not involve public nudity and intoxication.
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