35 Edmonton, Canada
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My self-summary
I'm an ibo which means I put in ridiculous hours into my career & alot of my time is spent motivating others. Which means after a long day at work I'll want a good old fashioned girl that likes to dress up like a school girl with the understanding that anal is the end game. Of course like anyone, we shouldn't just jump into things so we should probably wrap ourselves in bubble wrap and beat each other with nerf pool noodles. To make it a dream occasion, I think you'd agree that this will undoubtedly be preempted by pieing each other in the face while rocking formal wear, there's no such thing as overdressed, so tuxedo and wedding gown is the obvious answer. If your dream encounter sounds similar or nothing like this, please, do tell. LOL
What I’m doing with my life
Grinding to retire early. I'm spending this year looking for someone that wants to have insane wealth in happiness, experience, love, lust and finance.
I’m really good at
Working alot, cooking, finding humor in everything & activities that dont require activity
The first things people usually notice about me
Is that I can talk to anybody in any situation and I love making new friends.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Way too many to name however I am quite passionate about making intricate artwork and shattering awkwardness in random ways.
The six things I could never do without
Friends/family, my passport, humor, notebook, pens & my phone.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why it's inappropriate to ask a woman to sit on my face... everyone's a winner.
On a typical Friday night I am
crashing karaoke nights with stand up comedy bits with unrelatable music.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm really an alien ... if you can read that and it looks normal, you may be too!
You should message me if
If you're a fan of laughing, eating, drinking, random events or spontaneous dance parties with costumes that may or may not involve public nudity and intoxication.