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My self-summary
I'm looking to save the world..

I used to be a professionally qualified masseur.

Im looking for a fellow crimefighter who will don lycra and jump from building to building with me to fight baddies - (although my pretentious smartphone spellcheck thought "fight caddies".. Which is a whole lot funnier if someone in lycra did this on the 18th hole green- but I digress)..

You need to be pure of heart but with a wicked side.. Or "an angel with the devil in his (/her) eyes"

I love clubbing, and attempt at keeping fit when not knee deep in opulence.

I am a fun, attractive, 35yo, slim, toned rugby player. 5'7'' south asian, shaven headed giggling mess.

I'm a creative geek that loves people. I trust too much and trying to understand the concept of "enough"..

Currently I am mostly interested in playing and exploring with similarly intelligent adventurous people.

I love learning.

Everyday is a school day... Though I'm at the back a lot throwing paper airplanes and doodling.

I am working on this.
What I’m doing with my life
At a crossroads with my finger in the air.

Currently up north mid week on work and down in the smoke on weekends.
I’m really good at
Laughing, cooking, eating, and dancing.....oh. and Massage and making people laugh (not at the same time.... too often).
The first things people usually notice about me
my laugh, smile /sense of humour and, probably, my girlie eye lashes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This book will save your life
the 5 people you meet in heaven
Love in the time of cholera
Life of Pi
The alchemist

I have over 3000 albums and I love them all like progeny from stupendously fruitful loins. But currently:

Maverick Sabre, Noah and the whale, g'n R, Prodigy, Otis Redding, Marvin Gaye, Micheal Franti, Daft Punk, Lil Louis vega, Armin Van Helden, groove Armada, Chase and Status, Holst, Dvorjak, Radiohead, Beck, Beatles, Stones, David Bowie..

Films: Office Space, swingers ( vegas baby!! Vegas!!.. Thats money baby), Anything by the coens, Hard Boiled, Run Lola Run, Amilie, Cite des Enfants Perdus, Dog Bite Dog, Bad Boy Bubby

Comedians: Dmitri Martin, Eddie Izzard, Stephen Fry, Ross noble, Peep Show, Spaced,

Food: ANYTHING!... I love eating. I also love cooking.
Six things I could never do without
My pretentious smart phone (unfortunately)
My morning strong black coffee.
My music and books (that counts as one right?)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
futile ways to solve world problems
On a typical Friday night I am
Munted.. Though this is changing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I pretend to be classy and cultured. This is all a charade as have been caught looking comfortable with a box of dirty chicken and x factor highlights. There. I've said it. Happy now?

( I feel so dirty)
You should message me if
you are an interesting intelligent, kind, sensual, considerate hell-raising trouble maker... You want to save the world and you are a bleeding heart charity do-gooder.

You want to learn.

You find fancy dress amusing.

You want to travel.

You don't take life too seriously.

You have the libido of a duracell bunny on Viagra... In Spring. With a priapism.

And hips that don't lie.
The two of us