29 Seattle, United States
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My self-summary
I was born somewhere in Eastern Europe, in a place you've probably never heard of; decided to attend college in the US, spent two years in Canada, now back in the US. I consider myself to be a citizen of the world and don't associate myself with Eastern European-ness too much (".. only by birth, don't hold it against me").
What I’m doing with my life
Working at a certain tech company as a software engineer.

Before that I was a graduate student at the University of Toronto, working on my masters in Computer Science. My plan B was to become a mediocre go-go dancer in some cheap bar in Nebraska :D A few years back I wanted to do a PhD, but I guess I changed my mind.

My drag name is going to be Yanis Yoplin. Ask me why.

Is there a school for go-go dancers?
I’m really good at
Sitting calmly at coffee shops, sipping tea.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm fairly tall. I have an adorable gap between my front teeth. I tend to have a neutral facial expression on most of the time. I might not smile too much, but that doesn't mean I'm angry or unhappy. My shoesize is 15, and I own one pair of shoes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Dystopian novels; well-written and -acted dramas; British time-traveling-alien-hunting tv shows; electronic pop and so much more; anything that's not too spicy or greasy, I could eat a good bowl of ramen or a bagel with lox at any time.

Here's my last.fm: http://www.last.fm/user/l0l

I love hearing my favorite artists live, so if there's a cool performance in Toronto, maybe we should go see it together.
The six things I could never do without
*A constant supply of hot tea - I hate coffee shops that charge extra for more hot water
*Access to the internet - I'm baffled by the idea of our ancestors spending their free time without it
*My iPod - *oontz oontz oontz*
*Occasional privacy - need time to think
*Something to keep me busy
On a typical Friday night I am
Relaxing on my own, or going out if a good friend manages to force me out.

I don't usually enjoy being intoxicated or attending locations that are too loud to hold a normal conversation, but there are almost always exceptions. I tend to avoid obviously intoxicated people.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I sometimes pick my nose when nobody's watching, but don't tell anyone.

As a kid, I was the #1 fan of Michael Jackson. I made other people watch me dance to his songs.
You should message me if
You're not afraid of a slightly introverted guy. Go ahead, message me. What's the worst that could happen, right? I can't bite you through OKCupid.