28 Wichita, United States
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My self-summary
I hope it takes more than this box to describe myself, but I'll give it a shot anyway. I'm an easy going guy. Music is my passion in life. I love to travel, but don't have to have huge adventures to enjoy myself. I spend my free time reading, singing/playing guitar, writing, playing video games, hanging out with friends, cooking, or just staring at a wall. I feel like I'm writing "I" way too much.

I should mention I'm divorced with 2 children. I know that can be a turn off, but no one would be involved with them unless we'd been dating for a while. So, I really see it as a nonissue.

I don't want to say I'm looking for my soul-mate, just someone that improves my life by being in it and go from there. Monogamy is the goal, though.

I'll end this with a joke: the past, present, and future walk into a bar. ... It was tense. ... If that made you laugh, please message me.
What I’m doing with my life
Snapping necks and cashing checks.
I’m really good at

"That's what she said" jokes

The Peter Griffin laugh

Remembering words to songs I haven't heard in a decade

Making things awkward.
The first things people usually notice about me
Women are pigs, so obviously my boobs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Braveheart, Dumb and Dumber, Stepbrothers
Supernatural, Vikings, Eastbound and down(tons more)
Van Halen, Sammy Hagar, Stone Sour, SlipKnot, FFDP, Jamey Johnson
Meat, Potatoes, Chicken cordon bleu, PB&J(grape and creamy the way god intended.)
Books: The Great Gatsby, The Count of Monte Cristo, A Stitch in Time, LOTR, Chronicles of Narnia, The monuments men, anything Corey Taylor writes, blues harmonica for dummies, The Martian, Beowulf.
... I swear I don't pick books just because they're made into movies.
The six things I could never do without
My Kids
My family
Ice Cream
Candle lit baths, with rose oil and Tori Amos playing in the background.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to take over the world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with friends or my kids.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
This seems like a trick.
You should message me if
You want to.