I should mention I'm divorced with 2 children. I know that can be a turn off, but no one would be involved with them unless we'd been dating for a while. So, I really see it as a nonissue.
I don't want to say I'm looking for my soul-mate, just someone that improves my life by being in it and go from there. Monogamy is the goal, though.
I'll end this with a joke: the past, present, and future walk into a bar. ... It was tense. ... If that made you laugh, please message me.
"That's what she said" jokes
The Peter Griffin laugh
Remembering words to songs I haven't heard in a decade while forgetting where I just left my keys.
Making things awkward.
Supernatural, Vikings, Eastbound and down(tons more)
Van Halen, Sammy Hagar, Stone Sour, SlipKnot, FFDP, Jamey Johnson
Meat, Potatoes, Chicken cordon bleu, PB&J(grape and creamy the way god intended.)
Books: The Great Gatsby, The Count of Monte Cristo, A Stitch in Time, LOTR, Chronicles of Narnia, The monuments men, anything Corey Taylor writes, blues harmonica for dummies, The Martian, Beowulf.
... I swear I don't pick books just because they're made into movies.
Candle lit baths, with rose oil and Tori Amos playing in the background.
Hanging out with friends or my kids.