27 Largo, United States
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My self-summary
I've worked in various animal shelters in Pinellas County for about seven years now, and I absolutely love what I do. As an Animal Control Officer, I get to meet some very interesting, unique, and challenging people.

I'm currently pursuing a bachelor's degree in business management, with the ultimate goal of one day running my own shelter one day.

I do enjoy most outdoors activities, and I go to the gym at least three times a week.

I'm a sarcastic son of a **** with a very dry sense of humor. I believe laughter is the best medicine. When confronted with something horrible, often the choice is to laugh or cry, so I choose laughter.

I'm very honest, fueled by a deep self-awareness of my own strengths and faults. I have found that when you stop lying to yourself, you find yourself being truthful and faithful with those around you as well.

I'm a music hoarder. Seriously, it's a problem. My iTunes library, playing nonstop, would take about 22 days to play start to finish. I love music of all kinds. Even music I'm not into right now I'll download on the off chance I'm gonna have an itch for that genre later on. I go to as many live shows as budgetarily possible. Yes, that is a word.

I also love me some stand up comedy. My favorites of course being Lewis Black, Dane Cook (comedy thief that he is), Christopher Titus (don't trust the normal people!), Louis C.K. (even though his show makes me feel like a horrible person for laughing), that one dead guy whose name I can't remember even though I love his comedy...what is his name???

I'm an avid reader of science fiction and noir, and I always love a good genre mash-up. I even have a Goodreads account: http://www.goodreads.com/user/show/7114224-jason5807 . Bonus points are awarded to anyone who can nerd it up with me.

Even if you can't nerd it up, I really enjoy a woman who is intellectually stimulating. I want to talk about more than movies and sports. I want to talk about ideas and visions, goals and aspirations (and nerd-stuff if applicable.)

I recently moved into my own place and I'm bored. I'm looking for someone who would enjoy kayaking, biking, bowling, jogging, playing video games, having intelligent conversations, going to the dog park, etc.

I'm going to be honest, it's been a while since I was single, and I've never tried a dating website before, so I may not be equipped with the necessary etiquette for online dating. All I can say is that I'm a whole lot more engaging in person, so how about we grab some lunch and talk the old fashioned way, face to face? I have it on good authority that I'm far more personable...you know...in person.

In all seriousness, I possess several valuable skills for the impending zombie apocolypse. I can make a fire without matches, build a makeshift shelter, I know various methods for disinfecting water, etc. All I'm saying is you want me in your group in the end times.
What I’m doing with my life
Working as an animal control officer and attending St. Pete College in pursuit of a degree in management/organizational leadership, with the goal of running my own successful non-profit animal welfare agency in the next ten years.
I’m really good at
Im really skilled at what I do. Anything to do with animals, fire, video games,etc.
The first things people usually notice about me
Usually my height.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Sci-fi, Noir, Fantasy, genre mash-ups, etc. Movies: anything well thought out and executed. Music: Everything but gangster rap. Food: Everything. I love to eat.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My future, my work, ways to prepare for the zombie apocolypse, what's going to come out of my buddy's new smoker next...
You should message me if
If you are looking for a physically fit and active nerd who can discuss ideas and theories while biking down the Pinellas Trail or kayaking in the Bay,.