I like to tell jokes.
A snail goes to a house to sell newspapers. He knocks at the door and a man answers.
"Would you like to buy a newspaper subscription", said the snail
"No, you disturbed me, I was watching TV", said the man angrily and he kicked the snail right off his door step.
Two years later the man gets another knock at the door. It's the snail, and the snail says,
"Hey, what did you do that for??"