36 Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
Just found out from 23andMe I am 0.01% Japanese, so if you are into Asians technically I meet that qualification.

In reality, I am just a normal guy, who grew ip in the south and works in Manhattan. Whenever the opportunity arises I like to escape the city...

To be honest, I shy away from initiating contact on this site. I have a feeling inboxes are just massive voids do to the sheer volume of rando uninvited suitor messages.

I'm picturing something along the lines of this:
What I’m doing with my life
Probably looking for the disable profile button...
Correlating, hacking stuff, correlating stuff being hacked.

Starring out the office window at the world trade center contemplating hitting the 'buy' button on that squirrel suit sitting in my shopping cart, but realistically probably spending way too much time on reddit.
I’m really good at
suckering kids out of their candy, crushing unsuspecting pedestrians heads with my finger, somehow getting stuck in either the bum car or in the middle of showtime showtime on the train..
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This week:
Petite Noir, Dag Nasty, Winter Linn, . .
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I can talk friends into leaving the city for weekend escapes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I often contemplate devouring a whole bag of Quadratini's Hazelnut wafers in one sitting.
You should message me if
You need a puppy sitter.