jaw4527
31 Chicago, United States
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My self-summary
Cause I wanna make bank bro. I wanna get ass and I wanna drive a Range Rover.
What I’m doing with my life
"I'm not a businessman, I'm a business, man"
I’m really good at
Procrastination
The first things people usually notice about me
My uncanny resemblance to ryan seacrest
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Survivor, Choke, Fight Club, The Rules of Attraction, Moneyball, Liars Poker, The Big Short, A Clockwork Orange, Bringing Down the House, Monkey Business, The Runaway Jury, The Firm, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Matarese Circle, Steve Jobs, The Contortionist's Handbook

Movies: Anything by Apatow or Tarantino, The Shawshank Redemption, Fight Club, Saving Private Ryan, The Usual Suspects, Seven, Memento, Donnie Darko, Forrest Gump, American History X, Life is Beautiful, Green Mile, Gladiator, Hotel Rwanda, Fargo, Traffic, Crash, Goodfellas, Taken, American Beauty, Silence of the Lambs, The Shining, Casino, Blow, The Social Network, Taken

TV: The Wire, The Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Six Feet Under, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Californication, 24 (seasons 1 and 2), Summer Heights High, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Nip/Tuck, Entourage (seasons 1-3), Mad Men, Homeland, The Shield

Food: Meat
The six things I could never do without
Six types of hot sauce
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Maybe there's more to life than being really really really ridiculously good looking
On a typical Friday night I am
partying it up with my girls or watching netflix on the couch with a glass of wine
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I saw a gay porno once. I didn't know until halfway in. The girls never came. The girls never came!
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