To be less cryptic, I have a need to be creative. I love to make people laugh. I'm not always the greatest conversationalist. I alternate unpredictably between sharply perceptive and endearingly oblivious. I don't let my cynicism get in the way of enjoying life...usually. I like fun just as much as the next smartass.
My girlfriend and I are both bi-sexual. We are both interested in men and women for one on one play, or threesomes, or perhaps "more"somes. Potential friends are also welcome.
Otherwise, I suppose it's the long hair, and the group of anthropomorphised baby giraffes that follow me around and do my bidding.....well, I guess I'm really the only one who notices them.
movies: (in an attempt to name some of the stuff that would be less obvious) Blade Runner, The Lost Boys, Videodrome, Zatoichi movies, Sideways, Akira, Monty Python movies, Children of Men, Ghost in the Shell, Brain Candy, Wes Anderson movies, A Clockwork Orange, Zardoz (points if you know this one), Memento, The Libertine, Koyaanisqatsi
shows: (most sitcoms turn me off; most reality tv turns me off; ditto for the myriad cop dramas, etc) I like Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, most of the Showtime series, Adult Swim comedies, Daily Show and other comedy channel stuff, really not a whole lot of tv I can stomach.
music: The Contortionist, Tool, NIN, Queens of the Stone Age, St. Vincent, Primus, Deftones, Radiohead, Portishead, Bjork, Faith No More, Talking Heads, Type O Negative, Fear Factory, Florence and the Machine, Joy Divison, Kings of Leon, The Mars Volta, Modest Mouse, Mudvayne, Nirvana (ok, now I'm just scrolling through my iTunes. You get the point)...and a bunch of composers from the last 100 years who you've probably never heard of...just sayin.
food: my tastes are pretty simple and I'm easy to please, but I'm usually down to try new things. I ate healthy for a few years. Now I just throw in some healthy foods while I devour all that is before me!
drinks: water, coffee, craft beer. what more could anyone want!?
-Bob Ross impersonator pornography
-my footie pajamas knitted from adolescent yheti trimmings
by the National Tibetan Convalescent Sewing Club
-my one-side-solved Rubik's cube (the green side)
-my lifesize poster of Jane Fonda as Barbarella