46 San Francisco, United States
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My self-summary
I know a lot about UFOs.
What I’m doing with my life
I hope to someday be a successful organ donor.

For the last 10 years, I worked in the ecommerce side of two clothing companies. Having accomplished all of my childhood goals there, I decided to embark on a more practical side-career, standing-up comedy, which I did for 5 cathartic years in San Francisco.
From time to time, I still perform, but not as frequently as in the past.
I’m really good at
Finding Waldo.
Also I can make Jesus laugh so hard he'd snort water into wine out his nose.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a terrible break dancer.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Although I did go to 2 film schools, now I'm more into internet animal videos and confusing elderly people.

What the hell!
Movies: Lots of them, lots of genres. From Blade Runner to Eternal Sunshine from Ordinary People to Caddyshack. Lots.
Books: I'm waiting for the book about the Templar who fights a wizard and a teenage vampire. Still waiting...
Shows: If it has Zombies and rhymes with "The Talking Bed", I'm on-board!
Music: Hipster indie-rock, but not too obscure. 'Been to SxSW, Sasquatch, Treasure Island, along those lines.
Food: Unfortunately, have a dull sense of taste, so I generally like very spicy food. The more intense the taste, the better.
The six things I could never do without
1. Jean
2. Claude
3. Van
4. Damme
5. kittens
6. soft rock
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Infinity, while staring out the window.
On a typical Friday night I am
-Infiltrating church groups in disguise.
-Dancing for the man.
-Entertaining friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I saw Air Supply live as a child (true) and it still shapes my world view and all of my political opinions (half-truth).
You should message me if
You've laughed at any of this.