34 Oakland, United States
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My self-summary
Dear fellow okc user,
Jclimber8 is a man with exceptional skills. Well, let's use the words "exceptional" and "man" lightly.

He has a knack for puns, not looking his age, and crushing it at disney karaoke songs.

Things he's NOT good at:
-tying a bow-tie
-plugging in a usb correctly the first time
-writing online dating profiles

Thank you for reading,
Jclimber8 (from the first person, speaking in the third)
What I’m doing with my life
hustling at a tech company in SF. Surprising, I know
I’m really good at
Quoting Louis CK and Bill Burr
The first things people usually notice about me
My one sided dimple.

My Texan accent and the occasional "y'all" has been known to slip out.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Shantaram, Kurt Vonnegut, Sloane Crosley, David Sedaris, The Essential Rumi. One day I will finish infinite jest
TV: It's always sunny in Philadelphia, Conan, Rick and morty, Arrested Development, Walking Dead, archer,
Radio: weekend line up on npr is pretty good
The six things I could never do without
Friends and family
My shake weight

j/k, I could go without my shake weight for at least a week
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How the world is made up of nerdy sarcastic world travelers who "live, laugh and love", according to okc profiles

Seriously, how do you people travel so much? Don't y'all have work??
On a typical Friday night I am
"Either out at a bar with friends or curled up on my couch netflixing with red wine."

If you have that on your profile I'm probably laughing at you
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm pretty ruthless when it comes to Settlers of Catan

I was also dumb enough to ride my motorcycle from Oakland to SF on new years eve. It was kinda like playing frogger in real life. Fortunately I'm pretty good at frogger
You should message me if
You like a good milk steak and dislike people's knees