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My self-summary
Not being a fan of drawn out narcissism, here is a somewhat shortened list of phrases (in no particular order) that describe me. Well, the phrases themselves don't all describe me, but hopefully they will help you get a glimpse into my mind.

I am a creator, not a consumer. People-watching is a sport in which I excel in. Waffles are better than pancakes. I would like to think that I am fairly intelligent. When it rains I drive like a normal person, not a total dick head. I would love to put sidewalk chalk in the hands of every homeless person to see what happens. Likeminded sarcastic / witty people make me happy. I love my job (for the most part). Sometimes my eyes are green. Drinking fountains are disgusting if you really think about it. I almost always stay up too late. Mornings suck. The day after rain brings the best weather. Iced coffee is a bit of a vice. When walking up stairs I take 2 steps at once most of the time. I have a bit of an addiction to Amazon. I don't understand reality tv shows. I originally checked out this site because I was told the UI was amazing (yes I'm a bit of a nerd at times). I don't take myself too seriously. I prefer to act rather than ponder.
What I’m doing with my life
Taming lions!!

No... but that would be pretty impressive, yeah? I am a graphic designer working full time at a web agency. I get to wear jeans and a tshirt to work and listen to music through my headphones while drilling away at Photoshop. Basically, fantastic gig!

Beyond that, I like to dabble in various other things. I work out and train in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. I am into portrait and concert photography. I also play guitar and like to write / record music when time permits.
I’m really good at
• Inciting Laughter
• Various Artsy Things
• Techy Nerdy Stuff
• Breaking Awkward Silences
• Staying Up Late
• Saying What I Mean
The first things people usually notice about me
That I remind them of Charlie Day from It's Always Sunny
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
These are just my top 5's (at the moment):

• Radiohead
• Nine Inch Nails
• Nirvana
• Pink Floyd
• Deftones

• Fight Club
• Pulp Fiction
• Blazing Saddles
• Snatch
• Monty Python (all of them)

• Breaking Bad
• Game of Thrones
• Walking Dead
• How I Met Your Mother
• Parks & Recreation
Six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
There are plenty of things I would love to delve into but simply dont have the time to fully understand. These include but are not limited to: Quantum physics, the universe, advanced programming, the concept of infinity, behaviorisms.
On a typical Friday night I am
I am usually at a bar, a coffee shop, a friends place or working (I actually enjoy freelancing). However I also love staying home and simply relaxing. I'm a big fan of movie nights. Also, jacuzzis are always a good idea.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a slightly irrational fear of bees
You should message me if
If you have a great sense of humor and the ability to have intelligent conversations. Just say hello and we will figure it out from there.
The two of us