34Austin, United States
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What I’m doing with my life
I have a pretty awesome job as a researcher here in Austin where I'm passionately pursuing my interest in human trends and behavior. I love music: I play the piano badly, the trumpet terribly and the guitar half way decent. I enjoy getting mildly drunk on excellent spirits, free samples, and dirty jokes. Also, I try to stay in shape with irregular bouts of exercise and poorly organized office team sports.
I’m really good at
Sniffing out a good documentary, karaoke, confusing a handshake for a fist bump, ping pong, memorizing 90's rap lyrics, being the best athlete in a strictly academic setting.
The first things people usually notice about me
That my civilized demeanor doesn’t quite fit with my less than innocent sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Tipping Point, Prey, Lord of the Flies, The Giver, Freakonomics, The Road, The Testament

Groundhog Day, The Graduate, King of Kong, Ghostbusters, The Big Labowski, Borat

Arrested Development, Six Feet Under, The Office, Family Guy, The Sopranos, Tosh.0

90's R&B, Blues, Acoustic Guitar Covers, Oldies, Classical, Folk, Jazz, Classic Rock

Fajitas, Peaches, Blue Cheese, Guacamole, Bacon, and Sailor Jerry Rum
Six things I could never do without
Guitar, Documentaries, Profanity, Booze, Halloween Parties, Spicy things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to get five of my closest friends locked into a road trip.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once entered a beauty pageant wearing a blue 80's prom dress.

I won.
You should message me if
...you're into guys who are:


...or if you just want to go out for a fancy cocktail and make fun of hipsters!
The two of us