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My self-summary
I am John. I try to not take things seriously. I write stuff, shoot stuff (with a camera!), and occasionally help edit stuff.

I have been told I'm excellent at cuddling.
What I’m doing with my life
I am pursuing a career in screenwriting and comic performance. I'd also like to meet and experience new people.
I’m really good at
I'm really good at making people laugh, freeway driving, and writing how people talk?

Also, cuddling.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm funny. Also, I have a symmetrical face!

I also have a really cute butt, you guys.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book: Infinite Jest
Movie: Royal Tennenbaums, For a Few Dollars More, Dr. Strangelove
Music: guitar-based, preferably sung by Glenn Danzig
Television: Simpsons, Parks and Rec., Mad Men
Six things I could never do without
1. Whiskey
2. Coffee
3. A warm bed
4. Pizza
5. Pumpkin flavoring
6. The Simpsons
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Stuff and things. Ya know, things 'n' stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out at a bar that falls somewhere between alright and "can we leave now?" Or sometimes watching Diners, Drive-ins and Dives and trying to eek out another two damn pages.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Wouldn't you like to know?
You should message me if
You find any of this compelling. Or you want a dude who's good at cuddling.
The two of us