29Hyattsville, United States
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My self-summary
My friends call me weird, but in a somewhat endearing way.

I am chaotic neutral, but can never win a dex check to save me.

I've been a gamer since I was a kid, but there are still too many of them that I need to find some time to play.

I am an eagle scout, but I can't remember half of the knots I had to learn.

I worked for a bank, but I don't expect to die from dysentery on my way to Oregon.

I am a book of movie quotes, but I never get them quite right.

I am quite reserved at first, but anyone who knows me well will laugh at the notion of me having any amount of restraint.

This whole self-summary bit is rather strange to me. I can't think of anything other than little crapfacts. I strongly feel that the real me comes out in natural conversation.
What I’m doing with my life
I wear transition glasses because my future is so bright.

I'm currently side hustling as a web developer with a main career in computer networking/security.
I’m really good at
Rambling about anything.
The first things people usually notice about me
My height. I tend to tower over people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I wouldn't know where to start. There isn't much I've seen/heard that I genuinely can't stand.
Six things I could never do without
1. a daily dose of internet
2. good eats
3. friends that can take my nonsense and run with it
4. power, wisdom, courage
5. something warm and preferably not smelly to sleep in
6. the dexterity of my hands
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Magnets, and how they work.
Life, and where it will take me next.
Ridiculous forms of escapism, and how to incorporate my love of them into my life.
On a typical Friday night I am
sleeping, drinking with the friends, or toiling away behind a keyboard.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am sometimes too much of a nerd for my own good.
You should message me if
1. You generally give at least one fuck when it comes to ambition.
2. You want to stick your head down another rabbit hole.
3. You want me to show you my sweet ocarina skills.
The two of us