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My self-summary
Me? I'm just a guy with two thumbs, a corny/witty sense of humor depending on your taste, and hundreds of great stories to tell from my many mistakes. I may or may not be an international man of mystery.

I am high energy, pop culture informed, and oh yes, a geek, constantly doing puzzles, exploring, creating and finding ways to make myself stronger better faster, and possibly bionic. I want someone who can keep up and or introduce me to their hobbies as well

I am very good at both getting into and out of mischief. In fact, it's how I have met most of my chicago friends since I moved here from sunny Los Angeles three years ago
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a hospitalist, aka a doc that does everything but surgery and babies. It gives me a flexible schedule, so I also write books, , and produce a digital radio show *cough okay podcast cough*

What, that's not enough? Okay, I cook too.
I’m really good at
crosswords, conversation, trivia, convincing people to go outside their comfort zones, refridgerator roulette. I am also good at things. for reasons.
The first things people usually notice about me
I haven't the foggiest. Sense of humor? beard? the ability to always have a terrible joke at the ready?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV: Dr Who, Orange is the New Black, Game of Thrones, Angie Tribeca, Cooking shows

Books: oh geez. I read a lot. lets say this month is dedicated to spy fiction and comic books.

Food: Greek, but I will and have eaten any cuisine you can name.

Audio: Hamilton. also a ton of classic rock and radio dramas. npr and taylor swift in the same day. I know, blasphemy.
The six things I could never do without
your powers combined
I spend a lot of time thinking about
terrible puns, weird science facts and how they apply to comedy, etymology, what i want to eat for dinner, the marvel universe
On a typical Friday night I am
During winter: playing pub trivia, netflixing, walking around the city, trying new restaurants, yoga, writing stand up comedy.

During Summer: mostly the same, but with fewer layers on.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I accidentally ended up on a no fly list in spain. And now you cant stop thinking about it and must message me. Jedi Mind Tricked!
You should message me if
You are high energy, somewhat geeky, love food, and actively enjoy or at least dont mind terrible jokes.