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My self-summary
Just a guy with two thumbs, a corny sense of humor, and an uncanny ability to find adventure. Southern california transplant for about 6 years now. Optimistic, well read, punny, surprisingly charming and sincere, please imagine long strings of self compliments (and gratuitous parenthetical phrases) for you to peruse and believe or not. Looking for somebody to both adventure with, and enjoy the occasional comfortable silence (mostly while we are scheming)

I value compassion, creativity, and confidence in myself and those with whom I spend my time. Also, I dig the oxford comma.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an internist, aka a doc that does everything but surgery and babies. I also may be an international man of mystery
I’m really good at
planning vacations-30+ countries and travel agent to my friends. I should have my own anthony bourdain show, help me co-host!

cooking-making meals is genuinely how i relax. It's weird, i know but dont look a gift horse in his delicious mouth

puns, trivia, crosswords, reading<---if you dont enjoy these things, I promise we will get tired of each other right quick
The first things people usually notice about me
My ever-present beard, and optimistic smile. Oh wait, did I mix those two up? Let's just go with uncanny charm then.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV: Westworld, The Flash, Dr Who, GoT, really most sci fi

Books: oh geez. I read a lot. Mary Roach, James Rollins, Terry Pratchet, Haruki Murakami, Comics,whatever bookbub is providing me for free. Love scifi and thrillers.

Food: Greek, Spanish, Sushi. I'm only a picky eater in the sense that it's too hard to choose from all the amazing food options put before me.

Movies: Horror, whatever is in the zeitgeist. I am also a sucker for old classics like Abbot and Costello or Gene Kelley

Audio: Hamilton. also a ton of classic rock and radio dramas. npr and taylor swift in the same day. I know, blasphemy.
Six things I could never do without
your powers combined
I spend a lot of time thinking about
terrible puns, weird science facts and how they apply to comedy, etymology, what i want to eat for dinner, the marvel universe
On a typical Friday night I am
During winter: playing pub trivia, netflixing, walking around the city, trying new restaurants, yoga, tabletop gaming

During Summer: mostly the same, but with fewer layers on.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Through a hilarious series of circumstances involving a fighter jet, a dingo, and the u.s. postal service, I am not allowed back in Australia until 2021. Ask me about it over drinks.
You should message me if
You are high energy, somewhat geeky, love food, and actively enjoy or at least dont mind terrible jokes.
The two of us