23Novato, United States
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My self-summary
Hey there, I moved a few months ago from Durham, North Carolina (southern style meets crime scene meets artistic blood stain type of city) to enjoy the beautiful opposite side of the country. If you see me blindly walking through the city I am most likely enjoyably lost. I am a rising stand up (or sit down-lazy) comedian and writer. Love meeting new people and seeing new places. Meeting new people and making friends has always been one of my passions. You should message me and not only because I usually carry around M&M's. I could continue on and write how I'm amazing and hilarious but I'd rather not pump my ego. You can make your own opinions of me by getting to know me. It'll be worth it! Maybe.

P.S: I'm amazing + hi-larious
What I’m doing with my life
Looking for passionate people and laughing through life.
I’m really good at
Coming up with stories while people watching/creepin.
And hopefully some other things.
The first things people usually notice about me
...I feel like I'm telling you what to see if I answer this. No cheating!!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love all genres of books especially biographies. I find people fascinating so I love biography movies, shows, and books.
Six things I could never do without
People, cake, passion, laughter, the cold side of my pillow, and llamas.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I think about many things. I'm not always in comedian mode and have deeper thoughts about life and meaning occasionally. I think about past experiences and how they can better my future. Also, I wonder how whales sleep.
On a typical Friday night I am
wishing I had a typical friday. But I'm too spontaneous for that. Usually good. Usually. I'm rarely bored at least! :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Hmmm. When I was younger I had a blind turtle and one day I took him outside on the porch. Somehow something not interesting entertained my small mind and distracted me. I turned around and then the turtle ran away. My blind turtle ran away. I don't babysit much.

Another thing is I suffer from insomnia and usually will walk around non sketchy but sometimes sketchy places just to explore/wear myself out. I love walking in the rain too. It's like no one else is out but me and my thoughts.

I eat breakfast for dinner. Heaven.
You should message me if
If you are threatened to or you're just incredibly bored and happen to be awesome. Honestly I pass a dead fox every morning and wave to it. So I'll pretty much talk to anyone.
The two of us